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@Kakashi said in TWS VALENTINES!!!:

@Katherinee oof, can't post my convo coz it's so damn intimate

DAMN INTIMATE

I'm not saying you are a liar.

Its the chemistry between us :smirk:

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@sup ew the only thing you can hit on is your puberty plus I ain't a pedo. ~Father.

@frank22 said in TWS VALENTINE - MS LONGEST BIO ON TWS:

Jesus Christ is the answer.

@Bela-Hella Thank you very much. I can't explain how grateful I am for leaving me with bunch of hungry man eating sharks... but what if the sharks find me incredibly unpalatable I'm quite skinny having a lot of bones(yes more than 206) and don’t have a lot of meat like a nice, big juicy piece of seal or turtle.

I do not like poems a lot.

In fact, I strongly dislike them.

I would rather make a robot.

I really wish poems go rot.

Poems are something I condemn.

I do not like poems a lot.

I want poems tied in a knot.

Poems should go and take a swim.

I would rather make a robot.

I don’t want poems to be taught.

It’s easier to study chem.

I do not like poems a lot.

They should be boiled in a pot.

It’s easier to find a gem.

I would rather make a robot.

Poems are vile; they should be caught.

I hate studying a poem.

I do not like poems a lot.

I would rather make a robot.

@Katherinee The only heart you need right now.:laughing: :point_up: (ifykwim)

@pe7erpark3r said in Who is up for POEM BATTLE part 2 ? :):

@Durwin said in Who is up for POEM BATTLE part 2 ? :):

...
With the vocals, their lyrics here today,
Come peeps get out your comments
Of cheek or wisdom or other sonnets !

Let's keep it going, with rime and reason,
breaking the verse we punish as treason,
standing up straight with our heads held high,
we delare war on boredom this day,
letting neither fear nor shame hold us back,
we open our hearts and tak tak tak,
we type the words, that were never before,
put in this order, and will never be more,
to fight for the freedom past onto us,
freedom of speech a freedom tremendous,
to speak what we think and live how we choose,
received unearned yet we will not loose.

Your last verse makes no sense microwave
would you mind if I call you naive
just wanted a word that could rhyme
me writing poem is a big crime
this fly likes to chase a pappa,
Especially one that's in the captcha
See the loving of durwin's 16 y/o boy,
oh wait, durwin is here to suck all the joy
Pappa you complain about flirting
I gotta love it though, somebody still speaks about the benzene ring
~ ewwwwwww

@Azriel Sorry to steal your thunder but I just realized I need to make a goodbye post as well, since im terrible at goodbyes but In my mind I always envision like a sincere heart to heart one to one talk with each person or at least letting each person know something that I appreciate about them. but all I actually end up doing joking with them and letting them know I’m leaving, Well... I hate long goodbyes... KEEPING IT SHORT, Too-da-loo Muthafuckaaaaaaaaaas
Shuts door - audibly locks it
sigh

[walk away]

@WtfJudith Gender and se.x both are social constructs :smiley:

@saam-k @Ansi Okie thanks for helping me out

NAJBldbJDWHOFEHEFBBFEIEPING

@shaun-durwin "dress like a person" mhmm...

is that even a question.

@shaun-durwin Thenks I think I'm too cool for tws now .

@Bela-Hella I see xD

@Jeff9998 Instead of laundering the money, I'd buy tons of socks and put all the money in those pure white socks, yes white 'cause it looks less suspicious. An alternative solution is to put your cash into a small plastic bag and slide it down the front of your underwear

@mr-h I agree the second one is so stupid, His butt's exposed.
and Yes I had to

@sup ok father.

@SoFa_king_Cody said in HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU RESOLUTIONERS OUT THERE:

What is your new years resolution if you have one?

I'm sticking with the same resolution 1366x768