Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
@iiBabyGirl
I mean, I found this joke online
It was funny for me-
"Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised"
“Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.”
― Steve Maraboli
“It’s raining in my heart
like it’s raining in the city.
What is this sadness
that pierces my heart?”
― Sonya Sones, Stop Pretending
"Breathing is hard. When you cry so much, it makes you realize that breathing is hard.”
― David Levithan, Love Is the Higher Law
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones
I'm bored and I want friends, so if you wanna be friends then just hmu, If you're a perv then goodfuckingbye.
@MoeAFriend Nope, not really and it's fine I understand. Also I got your message
@MoeAFriend but, I can't send you a chat cuz you restricted your chat or something, and I can only send a chat if you're following me
@MoeAFriend Hey, We can be friends if you want :>
“I have a thousand reasons to die and many millions of tears to cry"