I’m bored 😐 pick up line edition

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Hmu with your best pick up liness!!!

[Redhorse]

hi there

[Sneha Gamer]

I lost my key can I check your pants

[Redhorse]

Hopefully fine there far

[hh h]

hi there

[hh h]

@OnelyriderM hi iiii do you want to talk?

[Redhorse]

ok, whats up?

[walaoeh]

Speaking of pick up line, just found this one. I just like it.. but haven't had the opportunity to say it

[Someboy16]

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[DapostropheDvd]

Some lines i recently learnt:
My mom told me that life was a deck of card,
so i guess you must be the queen of hearts

[DapostropheDvd]

@DapostropheDvd
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

[DapostropheDvd]

@DapostropheDvd Roses are red, violet is blue. Sugar is sweet,
I bet that pussy is too

[DapostropheDvd]

@DapostropheDvd Did you hurt?

• No?
  Really? But you fell out of the heaven?

[DapostropheDvd]

@DapostropheDvd
That shirt look very becoming on you
Then again if i was on you, i’d be coming too

[idunnowhoiscool]

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[DapostropheDvd]

@idunnowhoiscool no offense but “throw lines” sounds more like fuck-up lines lol

[SleepySaint]

This one's a little cringy but it's good lol.
"I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?"

[KaViNdU]

@ˢᵟᵁᴵˢᴴᵞᴺᴱᴼᴼᴺ hey.

[idunnowhoiscool]

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[ˢᵟᵁᴵˢᴴᵞᴺᴱᴼᴼᴺ]

Y’all are creative with the pick up lines

I liiiiikeee it