Say your funniest puns/dad jokes

[Quatre]

What do racers eat before they go race?

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HAHAHAHA 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

I’m so funnie

[A Former User]

@KETholic
Why aren't Koala bears considered bears?

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[JasonTodd316]

Why do Norwegian coastguard ships have barcodes?

Because they Scan-di-navi-an 🤣

[Hedi]

Idk if this counts as a pun or not but I think it's hilarious; what do you call it when a short person waves at you? Microwaves!

[Hedi]

@HowBoutNo I consider it playful, used it a couple of times.
here's another one; What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus

[XO42]

What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?

Bison

[skimmilk]

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[HowBoutNo]

How do u attract a farm girl?

An a-tractor
😂😂

[Lucky Dude]

@HowBoutNo lmao xD

[skimmilk]

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

[HowBoutNo]

@JasonTodd316 now that...was too cheesy

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@XO42 said in Say your funniest puns/dad jokes:

What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school?

Bison

That was the best one ngl. I heard it on youtube.

[Bela Hella]

@KETholic if bela will be a dinosaur, she will be hella gorgeousaurus 😂, condemn me now, Katie hihi

[Matt_Aranha]

Your funniest puns/dad jokes

[Quatre]

@HowBoutNo HAHAHAHHAA

[HowBoutNo]

@Hedi I’ve heard of that one and laugh every time...although...I am short...😂😂😂

[HowBoutNo]

@Hedi lol

[Quatre]

@Hedi UR SO FUNNNYY

[Hedi]

@KETholic hhhhh thanks for the compliment

[Ayesha_hana]

What did sea say to the shore ?