@majesticowl said in Anyone help me with some advice!:
So my friend asked me for advice, he sent me a long message, and I don't know how to reply. I will post it here. Please help
K I'll try hoe
I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Too bad i already know this joke and recognised it from the 1st line(just skipped to the final line to make sure i was right)
@The-Trailcutter said in I got food poisoning for easter-:
I Dont know what im going to do with it yet, any suggestions?
Save it for a special occasion... you will know when the time comes.
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