Would you rather have no hands or have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times

[Zzz 24]

Would you rather have no hands or have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times🤦🏻‍♂️

[Scottish]

@Zzz-24 naked fat guy every time, hands are pretty indispensable really. Besdides i could outfox him, move to Alaska, he's fucked, slip through a narrow gap in a fence, now what's he gonna do?, throw a McDonald's at him and run whilst he's distracted. I shall use my hands to google other diversions and strategies, either way i have my hands and fat naked guy will eat my dust

[Lazz]

@Zzz-24 I'd have to pick stalker. I need my hands, can't do without them

[Zzz 24]

@Lazz but he would keep on stalking you, and what if he did something wrong what would you do😅

[Tom Janssen]

Fat guy, no hands is just useless lmao.
Also I guess I could just like.. run? xD since you know, he's fat

[BloodDrunk]

@Tom-Janssen i love you are response

[belethor]

@Zzz-24 I'd choose the naked fat guy! Who knows, maybe he's a really funny dude to have as a follower 😁😁

[Zzz 24]

@belethor lol what if he was a serial killer who knows😅

[Zzz 24]

@belethor yeah maybe maybe I should have written also a serial killer😅

[Frodo Potter]

sup my dude

[sup]

@Zzz-24 said in Would you rather have no hands or have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times:

@Lazz but he would keep on stalking you, and what if he did something wrong what would you do😅

He will use his hands to run ofc.

[Lazz]

@Zzz-24 I don't think I'd mind the stalking. And I'd have my hands, and hands can hold stuff like bats, knives, guns, etc.

[Zzz 24]

@Lazz nice👌🏻

[sarah_the_magpie]

@Zzz-24
i would rather have a naked fat guy with no hands follow me~

[Lazz]

@sarah_the_magpie Nooooo, he'd want help to go tinkle, with no hands.

[sarah_the_magpie]

@Lazz
he can go tinkle with his feet, for all i care :D:D

[Lazz]

@sarah_the_magpie Yeah, I mean he's naked, so what if there's a little oopsie?

[sarah_the_magpie]

@Zzz-24
weird? really? if i choose to have a fat guy follow me, i can just get him arrested and then get a restraining order. boom, problem solved.
if i choose to get my hands chopped off, i can't exactly regrow them, or can i?

[A Former User]

@Zzz-24 Lmao 😂😂

That’s hard! I’d rather have no hands bc I don’t want some guy any guy no matter if he’s fat or not lol to get attached to me and stalk me...it’s disturbing af

[Scottish]

@belethor belethor that is so lovely, you made me smile man!