• Question: if you were in charge of an ED-209, what would you order him to do?

    Today, while MOUTHING OFF and PONCE-TIFICATING in the works kitchen, I won universal acclaim for my idea of having an ED-209 patrolling Parliament Square, destroying anything holding an EU flag. And if a couple of sneery politicians get caught in the crossfire? Collateral damage.

    Y'know. Violence is uncool, but these are crazy times.