If you could go back in time and give your parents advice before you were born, what advice would you give them?

[spaceboy]

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[[[global:former-user]]]

@JessicaLou who asked you to name me...thats for my parents to decide. Ohh I guess you wanna be my Godmother and wanna name me. But I hate all those names

[steelfirehawk]

@Anastasia-Smith I am Steel ^_^ but would probably just kick my dad in the balls as hard as I can, and vanish instantly afterward. JK!! LMAO! My name is hard to live up to, but it's not so bad being the only Steel around even though I go through a lot of tests. My dad would have named me Steel even if I traveled back in time to tell him not to, because his name is Flint, and the Flint/Steel thing means a lot to him. I'd probably tell him not to introduce me to technology, or idols the best to his abilities, and not teach me about martial arts. I'd tell him to focus on raising me to be more Christian.

[Joshua Bryan Monte Gatchalian]

My advice would be, don't give your son false promises

[Haruka Angel]

Let's not start with ways to fix my life from the origins. I'll do paragraphs about, for example, their old minds stuck in the war times, or how being overprotective makes me now the useless person I've become, or ways to prevent them from getting stressed for a glass of juice I left unattended. Yeah, much more...

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@Anastasia-Smith said in If you could go back in time and give your parents advice before you were born, what advice would you give them?:

Probably to change my freaking name cuz I'm tired of the 50 Shades pickup lines! I'm Anastasia but not Steele and your freaking lame not Christian Grey!
What advice would you guys give to your parents?

An advice for them?

"y'all forgot something? Safe sex, use a condom."

[Quatre]

@コシ現 THATS WHAT I SAID ABOUT WHAT I WOULD SAY

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@Connor27 said in If you could go back in time and give your parents advice before you were born, what advice would you give them?:

@コシ現 THATS WHAT I SAID ABOUT WHAT I WOULD SAY

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[alkal33]

remember to knock.

[Lazz]

@Anastasia-Smith Folks, you're going to soon have a SON. He'll be a good son. And about oh...nine years after he's born, PLEASE don't have another. She'll be a girl, and she's going to be a living nightmare for you all.
And to Miss Smith: Anastasia is an awesome name, and NOT because of 50 Shades, but because of who you are. You wear it well, and you owe it.~Lazz

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@Lazz said in If you could go back in time and give your parents advice before you were born, what advice would you give them?:

@Anastasia-Smith ***Folks, you're going to soon have a SON. He'll be a good son. And about oh...nine years after he's born, PLEASE don't have another. She'll be a girl, and she's going to be a living nightmare for you all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ENDING LMAO

[Lazz]

@Five Humor in truth, that was.

[Lazz]

@Anastasia-Smith STOP SKYNET AND THE RISE OF THE MACHINES!