In Loving Memory of My Floppypoops....

[floppypoop]

Look at them! Look at my floppypoops!

They grow up so fast, it feels like just yesterday when they were all cute innocent little floppies

Now they’re all grown up,
And they’re gonna have to face the real world, the floppy monsters and floppy eaters

They started out with 12 and now there’s only 10 left
And I have a confession to make,
I’m the one who ate two of them
I’m sorry for eating you my dear floppies
Please forgive me, I couldn’t stop myself,
The hunger just clouded my mind.
I’m a murderer, a cold-hearted killer,
I promise it won’t ever happen again.

Rest in peace my dear floppies.