For any of you that liked the 90's (not so many on this site) and those that want a little parody of one of the greatest things of the time XD


  • Mar-Mite Baby,
    It's Mar-Mite Baby.

    All right Stop!
    Crack the lid, it glistens,
    Marmite with it's delicious intensions,
    Dip in ya knief, so lightly,
    Spread it on ya toast, just rightly,
    Did you use enough?
    I don't know!
    To the max, get the toast on the table,
    Fire up the grill,
    If your able!

    More!.....
    Don't rush the breadbag, it looms,
    Use a knife and not spoons!
    Badass, with that first bite,
    Anything less just ain't right!
    Love it or Hate it
    You better not say,
    Swallow it down, only one way
    If you got a problem only one thing can solve it,
    Spread on the Marmite, you know you want it!

    Mar-Mite Baby,
    It's Mar-mite Baby!
    Mar-Mite Baby,
    I said it's Mar-Mite Baby!

    Now that ya stomach is jumping,
    All that flavour, ya taste buds are pumping,
    Quick to the tub, cause the tub ain't empty,
    If it was a drug, it would make you crazy,
    Sticky!, ya fingers from the device,
    Who cares?, It tastes so nice,
    In a roll, put it with cheese,
    You can pretty much do as you please.
    Rollin, around the kitchen,
    Listen up, I ain't bitchen!
    Like I said, we're in the kitchen
    Wait! Did you want?
    The beefy stuff that's here to haunt!

    Don''t forget, I'm the one that knows it,
    Londons own, the foody poet!
    That tub, like a chemical spill,
    Got the taste, gives you a thrill.
    Congealed an thick,
    The rich taste won't make you sick,
    Put it on, any loaf you desire,
    That's the beauty of this tasty pariah!
    What you sayin?, It;s not your choice?
    Come on man, listen to my voice!
    If you got a problem only one thing can solve it,
    Spread on the Marmite, you know you want it!

    Mar-Mite Baby,
    It's Mar-mite Baby!
    Mar-Mite Baby,
    I said it's Mar-Mite Baby!

    Takin heed of the guy that shows,
    It ain't just for breakfast,
    Everyone knows!
    The company that makes this shiz,
    Unilever, their the bizz!
    This stuff gives ya belly a thrill,
    One thing that ain't going "Ovet the hill"
    The product, that's think n gloopy,
    I said before, It'll make you loopy!
    To little? To much?
    Is there such a thing?
    You got the questions,
    You know what I mean!
    If you got a problem only one thing can solve it,
    Spread on the Marmite, you know you want it!

    Mar-Mite Baby,
    It's Mar-mite Baby!
    Mar-Mite Baby,
    I said it's Mar-Mite Baby!

    You man, lets get gone,
    This place ain't the bomb

    Mar-Mite Baby,
    It's Mar-mite Baby!
    Mar-Mite Baby,
    It's Mar-mite Baby!
    Mar-Mite Baby,
    I said it's Mar-Mite Baby!
    Marmite Tub.jpg


  • @cjko Look at that for a poem/song :joy:


  • @DayShifter hahha cool as Ice :)


  • @DayShifter I always laugh at your signature 😂

    HO LEE CHIT

    I was thinking about it in class a couple days ago and just started laughing randomly and everyone looked at me like “Wtf Kat?”