Looking for a really special girl.....

[1980sGrump]

She must have missing limbs, preferably a missing left arm and a right leg to balance things out.

Also, it'd be great if she had wonky teeth and plenty of spots all over her forehead. I like to pop spots like bubble wrap, especially on a Sunday morning, so we'll have a lot of fun on Sundays.

Yummy yummy is what I shall say when we meet for the first time. Yummy yummy!

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