@Olivia259 wierdest thing is probably trying to find someone my age on this site... you are the only one so far. If youd like to follow me back Ill tell what the wierdest thing really is 😛
What would you have done?
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I was at the airport yesterday standing next to a man, a gorgeous man, who was having his bag searched. Apparently gigantic dildos are suspicious items and he happened to have two of them in his bag. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t notice but I notice. The gorgeous man then turns to me and says, “Those are for my wife... she likes to have a good time.” To which I reply while blushing fiercely, “Well, I’m glad you found someone that you can enjoy life with.” Because what else could I say to him lol. Then this 6’ something, muscular, tan sex god points to his equally beautiful wife and says, “You should join us. We love company.” I was so shell shocked by his offer I studdered out something ridiculous, “Thanks but I’m married.” Now in retrospect I think I missed out on one of life’s rare gifts lol. What would you have done in my shoes?
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some where around the same but then asked the cops in they wanted in because of how intently they were inspecting the dicks
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I don't know what I'd do,probably just ignore everything
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You made a great mistake my lady
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@nickel34 said in What would you have done?:
I was at the airport yesterday standing next to a man, a gorgeous man, who was having his bag searched. Apparently gigantic dildos are suspicious items and he happened to have two of them in his bag. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t notice but I notice. The gorgeous man then turns to me and says, “Those are for my wife... she likes to have a good time.” To which I reply while blushing fiercely, “Well, I’m glad you found someone that you can enjoy life with.” Because what else could I say to him lol. Then this 6’ something, muscular, tan sex god points to his equally beautiful wife and says, “You should join us. We love company.” I was so shell shocked by his offer I studdered out something ridiculous, “Thanks but I’m married.” Now in retrospect I think I missed out on one of life’s rare gifts lol. What would you have done in my shoes?
When opportunity is a knocking , then things can start rocking .
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@jayruiz28 oh if only I was braver!! Pretty sure you’ve experienced my shyness first hand lol
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@nickel34 said in What would you have done?:
I was at the airport yesterday standing next to a man, a gorgeous man, who was having his bag searched. Apparently gigantic dildos are suspicious items and he happened to have two of them in his bag. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t notice but I notice. The gorgeous man then turns to me and says, “Those are for my wife... she likes to have a good time.” To which I reply while blushing fiercely, “Well, I’m glad you found someone that you can enjoy life with.” Because what else could I say to him lol. Then this 6’ something, muscular, tan sex god points to his equally beautiful wife and says, “You should join us. We love company.” I was so shell shocked by his offer I studdered out something ridiculous, “Thanks but I’m married.” Now in retrospect I think I missed out on one of life’s rare gifts lol. What would you have done in my shoes?
When opportunity knocks, don't let fear hold you back. Open the door & Embrace the opportunity That has Come Forth.
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He could have been a freak as well and want to kidnap and sell your kidneys :joy:
Nah jk jk... I would freeze if someone approached me the same manner, too shy for that kind of approach, tho when I think about it I feel bad for not "living" more towards this experiences! :p -
@mr-h said in What would you have done?:
He could have been a freak as well and want to kidnap and sell your kidneys :joy:
Nah jk jk... I would freeze if someone approached me the same manner, too shy for that kind of approach, tho when I think about it I feel bad for not "living" more towards this experiences! :pdespite my answer to this thread ... i'm of the same ilk as you .... then look back after with a warm feeling about the missed opportunity ... basically because it was a could have been rather than a flat ... jog on sonny lol
Ho Lee Chit
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@mr_peanut said in What would you have done?:
@mr-h said in What would you have done?:
He could have been a freak as well and want to kidnap and sell your kidneys :joy:
Nah jk jk... I would freeze if someone approached me the same manner, too shy for that kind of approach, tho when I think about it I feel bad for not "living" more towards this experiences! :pdespite my answer to this thread ... i'm of the same ilk as you .... then look back after with a warm feeling about the missed opportunity ... basically because it was a could have been rather than a flat ... jog on sonny lol
I dunno, I'm just not that brave I guess. Like part of me wanted to try it and be wild and have new crazy experiences, but when the opportunity rises I just back down. And when I do and think about it, that's when the feeling of amissed opportunity, kicks in! :p
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@nickel34 ehh it wasn’t bad lol
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@nickel34 Thanks for making me laugh :D
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@jayruiz28 glad you’re not all torn up lol now you know I’m just a big chicken!!
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@mr_peanut Sometimes the “could have been’s” are the best memories. Leaves so much to the imagination!! Real life has a way of kicking you in the butt that imagination can’t lol!
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@nickel34 said in What would you have done?:
@mr_peanut Sometimes the “could have been’s” are the best memories. Leaves so much to the imagination!! Real life has a way of kicking you in the butt that imagination can’t lol!
haha , yea , I second that one. sadly most a my life has been on imagination over memory . never been that lucky of a guy hahaha ... fek I missed some potential out of this world times to :O :wastebasket:
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@mr_peanut well let’s inspire each other on to brave new beginnings. I say we start by rewatching Yes Man because we all know that sitting at home watching a good movie is the catalyst for change 🤪
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@mattmitch339 said in What would you have done?:
some where around the same but then asked the cops in they wanted in because of how intently they were inspecting the dicks
You’re on a good start there, but why not the couple + the police?
The more the merrier! 😄
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@wtfjudith that was more my train of thought lol... pretty sure my mind lives in the gutter though. 🤣
