• Contract for the Acquisition of a Soul
    I the undersigned (hereforth referred to as “soul-bearer”) do hereby relinquish all
    ownership, rights, privileges and permissions of my everlasting and eternal soul (hereforth
    referred to as “your soul”) to the Eternal Prince of Darkness (hereforth referred to as
    “Satan”), in exchange for the item(s) listed below (hereforth referred to as “the item”).
    Regulations :
    I. The item may include that of an intangible nature (such as love, happiness, world
    peace or the death of an enemy), however may not be anything that would deem this
    contract null and void (e.g. eternal life, immortality, existing in a time before this
    contract was signed, etc.)
    II. If the item is to be something that involves a 3rd party’s life (as would be the case
    in exchanging one’s soul for love) - both parties’ souls become the ownership
    of Satan.
    III. Item will be granted in exchange for your soul within 24 hours of the signing of
    this contract. If item is not granted in the allotted time, exchange (and this contract)
    shall become null and void until further notice.
    IV. One item per soul. No refunds or renegotiations. All exchanges are final and
    valid for all eternity. Cannot be combined with any other offer or soul.
    The Item rich for as long as i exist
    Soul-Bearer Otis jr Blackledge
    Satan Satan Lord of darkness
    NAME :Otis jr Blackledge
    SIGNATURE : Otis jr Blackledge