LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE

[WtfJudith]

So I’m trying to enlarge my wife and husband collection cause I just realized it’s a lot smaller than I thought and I’ve forgotten half the people I’ve married 😅

For now I know there’s @Rendezvous my first transgender wife, @layla my first wife (rip btw), @ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon, @beast-boy hardest person to marry I’ve ever met, @willow (she doesn’t know it yet so shh, it’s a surprise!), I have the memory of a goldfish so I forgot all the other ones but there’s a lot of people on public that left their wife behind :(

So please, I’m looking for volunteers first but if that doesn’t work out there’s still other ways to force people on the altar 😁

[sup]

TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂

[TheRisingSun]

@alive_wtfjudith
The land of baguette... you mean France? This is 2 close for comfort.

[ObviouslyLucifer]

TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂

I just posted a picture of him giving you a nice head...

He should be thankful for the 3 Km one!!

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

I have the memory of a goldfish

Goldfishes have good memory!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1106884/Three-second-memory-myth-Fish-remember-months.html

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon,

&

BTW I’M LEAVING THE LAND OF MAPLE SYRUP TOMORROW FOR THE LAND OF BAGUETTE

Buon viaggio!

[Mindoverbeauty]

[WtfJudith]

@obviouslylucifer said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂

I just posted a picture of him giving you a nice head...

Exactly why I want to take it to the next level and marry him now!

He should be thankful for the 3 Km one!!

I know right, ungrateful nerd smh

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

I have the memory of a goldfish

Goldfishes have good memory!!

If I say they have bad memory then they have bad memory, end of discussion.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1106884/Three-second-memory-myth-Fish-remember-months.html

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon,

&

BTW I’M LEAVING THE LAND OF MAPLE SYRUP TOMORROW FOR THE LAND OF BAGUETTE

Buon viaggio!

Sounds too much like viagra or vagina to me, sorry 😂

[WtfJudith]

@sup said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂

Great! You’re in charge of all the wedding preparations tho cause I’m a lazy fuck 🤷‍♀️

@therisingsun said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith
The land of baguette... you mean France? This is 2 close for comfort.

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith

Wait so i am married?

Yep, I married you in your sleep bb 😘

[WtfJudith]

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith

Lets fuck

Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while

[ObviouslyLucifer]

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

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The critic will certainly be an interpreter, but he will not treat Art as a riddling Sphinx, whose shallow secret may be guessed and revealed by one whose feet are wounded and who knows not his name. Rather, he will look upon Art as a goddess whose mystery it is his province to intensify, and whose majesty his privilege to make more marvellous in the eyes of men.

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Now that you have read something nice that Oscar Wilde has said, i just want to say that here meme fit the parameters and was colored in the lines. Your art keeps going out of frame.

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:P

[Unknown4123]

@alive_wtfjudith oh fuck you.
She is gonna marry me. Only me.

[Unknown4123]

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@rendezvous said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@rendezvous
Damn she really is a sweet person

maybe we should consider a threesome

Consider?
We are so doing it.
Lets do it rnow.

I get too jealous to participate in threesomes tho

We will have to kill her after
So the jealousy doesnt kill me

Willow I have a better option.

Fuck ren, drop his beaten body in a river cause we’re beasts in bed, get married again!

Judith bb

I love you...but I could never marry you

Just give me a good reason why and maybe I won’t tie you up and marry you in satan’s Church

1. youre dog nudes suck
2. I only like people with brown eyes
3. I dont like anal and your dick is obnoxiously large
4. Pineapple doesnt belong on pizza

I don’t have brown eyes too ;p

[A Former User]

@alive_wtfjudith Okay. I notice that i am nothing :)
BYE!

[A Former User]

@albertolok ALBERT IS BACK 🙊🙊🙊
Dear Jesus Christ, a god in heaven and ALL OF GOD IN THIS UNIVERSE, THANK YOU SO MUCH TO BRING THIS ALBERT IN THIS WORLD AND HE IS ALIVE

[WtfJudith]

@obviouslylucifer said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

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The critic will certainly be an interpreter, but he will not treat Art as a riddling Sphinx, whose shallow secret may be guessed and revealed by one whose feet are wounded and who knows not his name. Rather, he will look upon Art as a goddess whose mystery it is his province to intensify, and whose majesty his privilege to make more marvellous in the eyes of men.

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Now that you have read something nice that Oscar Wilde has said, i just want to say that here meme fit the parameters and was colored in the lines. Your art keeps going out of frame.

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:P

Bitch my eyes are closing on their own will rn, it’s way to late for me to understand any deep meaning of the sort 😂

[WtfJudith]

@mr-h said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

ERR SINGLE TIME SOMETHING JUICY HAPPENS, I'M SLEEPING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Be like me H, don’t sleep 🙃

Now that my frustration is out, let's reply... breaths heavily

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

Listen, I’m offering you an upgrade from the side bitch post, just be happy and accept it ok

I will gladly take it but I need a few conditions:

Ugh needy bitch

1. Wedding night it has to be only you and me bby :heart_eyes:

But thressomes and orgies are fun :(

2. We can have as many 3somes as u want but I have to pick the ppl in them (cough i'll pick girls all the time cough)

Not even with @Evan-Elderson? 😏

3. I hate sharing even in 3somes, so give me attention in them as well :smirk:

Yeah yeah whatever

As for honeymoon, I'll pay us a trip to hell and have @ObviouslyLucifer be our Priest :laughing:

That already makes you a better husband than lube has ever been

How does it sound? :laughing:

I’m down 😏

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@g-a said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith Okay. I notice that i am nothing :)
BYE!

I just want more marriages, can ya blame me? 🤷‍♀️

@albertolok said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith You are not adult so cannot be ur partner
lol
get 18 first then we will give birth to football team.
:P :D
N I also want @Willow with us
A perfect threesome
Me getting sandwiched :D :D :) :P :P

But consent age in Canada is 16!!!!

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith

Fight me bitch

Stop using me as your target I just want to get married willow!!! 😭

@michaelele said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith bitch marry me

You sure you want this?
Wait who am I kidding, I don’t care about consent!

Do you michaelele take Judith as your bride and promise to cherish her and all that shit?

[TheRisingSun]

@alive_wtfjudith

[sup]

@therisingsun said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith

@TheRisingSun 's strategy.
#gay

[Willow]

@alive_wtfjudith

Wait so i am married?

[Willow]

@alive_wtfjudith

Lets fuck

[Willow]

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith

Lets fuck

Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while

@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:

@alive_wtfjudith

Lets fuck

Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while

Whelp moment of horniness is over
Nevermind
I want a divorce