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[WtfJudith]

Oof, so I know this is a lot of users and you get 3 votes too! This pole is a sort of contrast to the one @stranger_danger just did (go check his out btw if you haven't done so yet!).

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The winning couple will get the chance to go on a date together!!! Well a public date on public chat anyways

So good luck!

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Ps- sorry if I haven't included all users and your name isn't there..

[Azriel]

@wtfjudith Nooooooooo... Nooo.no.no.no.no.no

[Savage368]

@wtfjudith well I'm just glad I ain't in this option of this poll

[sup]

@Rendezvous and the admin :joy: :heart:
@sup you aint a virgin brother cos you already have a lot of kids here.

[Willow]

@wtfjudith jokes on you, im not even virgin now

[Willow]

@evan-elderson i fear that if I bend over to help you find it i might lose my anal virginity to a horny reptile

[Pamela]

@damncuteguy You have one now!! :wink:

[WtfJudith]

@im-a-bae see it as a good thing! If you aren’t even in the options then your chances of dying alone according to me are 0! 😂

[A Former User]

@wtfjudith Why is your name even on here?? I don't understand, lol.

[A Former User]

@wtfjudith Nonsense!! Dogs are great! But some person is going to see the greatness we see in you Judith! Then you won't be able to run them off no matter how hard you try! Lol

[WtfJudith]

@brown-nigger-man said in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (this title is absolutely not relevant to the content of this post):

plot twist

spoiler

THEN CHANGE YOUR SIGNATURE 😂 IMAGINE IF SHE CAME ON TWS AND SAW IT!

[Willow]

@evan-elderson WHY
DID
THIS
HAVE
TO
BE
SAID

[Stranger_Danger]

I'm virgin like Richard Branson.

If you ask me Are you a virgin ?

I would have to say , No I am not. Life fucked me hard.

& sorry but Did you just ask me if I was VIRGIN?
Bitch, I am Batman!!!

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& if you ask if it's a person ...well..

Kiss and Tell, a true gentleman does never. :relaxed:

I can neither confirm nor deny that...
I fucked the Queen of England.
It is a matter of National Security, I am not at liberty to state that.
I am bound by the confidentiality clause.

Besides Aren't we all Virgins to true love ? :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
I performed the holy Indian ritual of dipping in Ganges and got my virginity back. :pray: :pray:

[Stranger_Danger]

And the answer is .....approximately <0.3% for females, and <1.2% for males in the US
will die a virgin.

The CDC National Survey of Family Growth has lifetime sexual partners data for sampled male and females in the combined data years 2002 + 2006-2008 (see pg 16-17, table 1-2).

Using the "never had sexual contact with the opposite sex" numbers, yOu can plot the % of people with no reported sexual contact by age group. :relaxed: :relaxed:

There i did your work for you ,you lazy Bum @WtfJudith .:pouting_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

[WtfJudith]

@stranger_danger
And wtf is that signature!? I liked the old one :( it was funny and didn’t involve me in it XD

[Azriel]

@wtfjudith I voted for myself because that's the truth. I am always a loner but I enjoy it.

[Stranger_Danger]

@wtfjudith said

@stranger_danger
And wtf is that signature!? I liked the old one :( it was funny and didn’t involve me in it XD

I'm tired of denying my love for you.

There can be none other than a Zoophile for a Horny Reptile. :heart_eyes:

Caress me mi lovely ..ignite my passions. :kissing_heart:
Lmao ..lol ..i cant continue ..it's so funny. :joy: :joy: :open_mouth: :kissing_heart:

[Stranger_Danger]

Besides what's not to like ?

Runs fingers seductively through chesthair
winks

Runs dorito dust stained hands through greasy, sweaty hair after finishing a 5 hour long League of Legends session.
..............................................Mom and Dad, hope I'm making u 2 proud.

Runs hands through mountain dew soaked, sweaty, oily neckbeard while adjusting fedora on head.

Looks at mirror

Fedora. Goatee. Japanese sword. Hairy chest.
P.S. : forgot the "only God can judge me" chest tattoo :relaxed:

:joy: :joy: :joy: :grimacing: :grimacing:

..please dont make me write anymore ...that description was disgusting. :white_frowning_face:
Just accept my love ,mi lovely. :kissing_heart:

...Huh, I scared you away, interesting.

[Azriel]

@wtfjudith May the force be with this topic.

[Zack Williamson]

@wtfjudith I'm explicitly safe because I haven't gotten even a single vote yet.