One time God was hanging out with us, and He was about to take a sip of His drink, but as He was lifting the can to His mouth, this bloke went, 'Whup', and tipped it all down God's front. First, He was angry, but then He pretended to be cool, but you can tell He's still letting it simmer.
Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS
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@willow I thought you were already married to @Rendezvous
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@laimon-rex because I love him more than you love him
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@willow I don’t like sharing things. Divorce everyone and I’m in.
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@sumof1 hmmmm
NopeI love them too much
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@willow Understandable, have a good day.
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@sumof1 but bb whyyyyyy
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@willow sharing is for losers.
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@sumof1 but its me
Youre not even willing to try for me??!
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@willow but i can cook and it makes me a better husband for him
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@laimon-rex i can cook much better than you
Trust me
Do you have a job?
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@willow but you dont know how i cook. yes. As any good wife, my job is a good blowjob for my lovely husband
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@willow if you halve them I will consider it.
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@laimon-rex what else can you do?
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@sumof1 i can intrigue. All other things i can do youll know when you become my husband
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@sumof1 said in Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS:
@willow if you halve them I will consider it.
But
ButThis is the halved version
If I had my way @Captain-America and @morf would be my husbands tooo -
@laimon-rex said in Stop being gay - I will not put a longer title TWS:
@willow . As any good wife, my job is a good blowjob for my lovely husband
I hope your dick gets stuck in a door
And your nipple becomes alpaca food :)
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@willow even if alpaka decide to eat my nipple, it would be much tastier then any food you cook
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@laimon-rex A mystery, very intriguing.
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@willow I sacrifice some you sacrifice some.