Before you go to sleep, paint eyeballs on your eyelids so God thinks you're still awake in your dreams. It will throw out His callibrations in your favour.
Is it weird that I like to take pictures of my cock and balls
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@r0din see this is why I'm a lesbian, guys are just so... full of themselves and their private parts
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I'll never understand what's with guys and their dick size complex
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@cheesecake-lesb also bc I'm just attracted to girls but still.
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I'm bi, but I might end up with a girl anyways 😂
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@cheesecake-lesb It's not like all girls go around measuring their boobs or bragging about them unless they're sluts.
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@wtfjudith :-)
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@wtfjudith I like my dick the size it is
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@r0din No one fucking cares
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@wtfjudith haha
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@cheesecake-lesb LMFAO, I know right? If he keeps it up he's never going to get laid.
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@winters ok
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@r0din just please at least don't be so straight forward about your dick in real life.
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@wtfjudith nah I've had sex with 3 girls and never was straight forward
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@r0din once again no one cares about your sex life
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@cheesecake-lesb ok my bad
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@cheesecake-lesb lol, I agree with everything you said 100%. Does that mean I'm a lesbian too?
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@winters No
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@r0din As long as you know that if you plan on being serious with a female it will never work out unless you're straight forward. No relationship will ever work built upon a foundation of half truths and lies.
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@winters yeah
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@r0din good, one thing that will get you far with females. Always compliment them and keep a genuine interest in their appearance and interests. Women love to be noticed even if it's just to compliment them on a new hairstyle. And always treat them with respect.