I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone referring to a dog licking its balls as cute, but I'll try this line in court anyway ty.
Is it weird that I like to take pictures of my cock and balls
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@r0din see this is why I'm a lesbian, guys are just so... full of themselves and their private parts
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I'll never understand what's with guys and their dick size complex
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@cheesecake-lesb also bc I'm just attracted to girls but still.
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I'm bi, but I might end up with a girl anyways 😂
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@cheesecake-lesb It's not like all girls go around measuring their boobs or bragging about them unless they're sluts.
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@wtfjudith :-)
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@wtfjudith I like my dick the size it is
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@r0din No one fucking cares
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@wtfjudith haha
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@cheesecake-lesb LMFAO, I know right? If he keeps it up he's never going to get laid.
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@winters ok
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@r0din just please at least don't be so straight forward about your dick in real life.
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@wtfjudith nah I've had sex with 3 girls and never was straight forward
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@r0din once again no one cares about your sex life
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@cheesecake-lesb ok my bad
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@cheesecake-lesb lol, I agree with everything you said 100%. Does that mean I'm a lesbian too?
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@winters No
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@r0din As long as you know that if you plan on being serious with a female it will never work out unless you're straight forward. No relationship will ever work built upon a foundation of half truths and lies.
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@winters yeah
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@r0din good, one thing that will get you far with females. Always compliment them and keep a genuine interest in their appearance and interests. Women love to be noticed even if it's just to compliment them on a new hairstyle. And always treat them with respect.