America from Hetalia so i can date England
Let’s hear some jokes
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How do trees get on TWS? – They just log in.
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I have a lot of jokes on unemployed people, but none of them work. T.T
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@vrinda im cracking up XDD
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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@girlnextdoor
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Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.
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Hello. Here's one of the most Intelligent Jokes I ever Heard Of :
A Boyfriend gets pissed of due to nonstop blabbering of his girlfriend and plays a simple game to shut her up.
"Hey, Do you know that 80% of the people are jackasses and have pschological problems, do you know who the 20% other people are.?"
"How would I know, I dont know it, dumbo"
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@football_m29 a Hispanic magician says that he is going to do a disapearing act on the count to three. And so he begins. Uno.....dos....and the audience was astounded when he disappeared without a tres
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@willoww
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@willoww u win the game u actually mad me laugh
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@scott-xaiver yuhhhhh
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@sahara-cuevas
Um I'm Jewish and I find that very offensive thank you very much.
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@willoww A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
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@football_m29 BWHAHHAHAAHAHAAAAAA
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Oh okay, I see how it is.
So you're saying I haven't made y'all laugh recently?
Okay. Alright. Fine. All good.
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@korglife17 u made me laugh with ur password joke 😂😂😂
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@scott-xaiver
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@korglife17 Nuhhhhhhhhhh that was @football_m29
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I'm gonna make like a banana and split! What do I have in common with an egg? I'm just a crack up and that's no yolk. When asked why I dress up as a banana I reply, I drive people bananas and am too slipped on a banana peel.