@Vicious-Retard I don't think it is necessary to know how guns work or what different types there are to understand their main purpose, which is to kill living things

@Indrid-Cold i reckon I'd dish out treble rations of grog and play March into the sea by modest mouse while laughing crazily and adjusting my eye patch with my hook hand. I'd keep it to myself that the song is from an lp called we were dead before the ship even sank. Well, until we were far from shore. Then we'd go and give some Somali pirates a bit of their own medicine. Avast

if i ever leave the internet, i will blame ads. im sick of em

I love Emperor Haile Selassie. In the UK, there's loads of urban myths about him turning up in weird places during his exile. Like a kinda 70's version of the Slender Man. Gone to the cinema to watch Live and Let Die? Look, there's Haile Selassie sitting behind you. Filling up yr Austen Ambassador at the petrol station? There's Haile Selassie at the pump next to you.

I mean, I say I love him. I prefer him to Mussolini anyway.