Wanna see something wonderful? Go look in the mirror.
Sometimes the most courageous person is the one who admits they're not alright.
The saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest, and the loneliest people are the kindest.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Everyone is born an original, but most die photocopies.
There's too much blood in my coffee system!
It's so cold. Global warming save us!
In every group there will be rascals and thieves, and God forbid that any assemblage of men be marred by one man's faults.
I'm still on this side of the dirt. I have that to be thankful for.