@ash4u yours re inspiring too :no_mouth:

@mikeJB I have a similar joke to the philosophy one (and it’s surprisingly a true story): A philosophy class of 40 sit at their seats to take the final exam. To the class’s confusion, they were given a paper that had only one question: “Why?”. To make matters even more difficult, the professor informed the class that this exam had only the outcomes of passing or failing, no middle grades (i.e., B-, C+, C, etc.). When the grading was complete for that class, only two students passed with an A+. One answered “Why not?”, while the other answered “Because“.

@idek2019 haha I know

@Shine to biscuits walking up rd 1 gets knock over the other says o crumbles

@Cold-Sun pam😂

Please bully. Turned into what ever you want me to be

where r u from

hello.
i'm 24

Hello comrade @scorpio-s-lover in soviet block I am considered pretty cool and hip as you say, you should contact me.

Im here olivia u teased me alot email me bbcmoosa [email protected]

@reviewer_1 If you believe in Indian astrology than let me tell you that the Saturn (shani) is hovering on your head and you got to be careful if you are going to be living inn the company of chickens.God bless you and protect you in your difficult times.

Here is a human-caliber joke suitable for most human thinking audiences:

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@Div
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That deserves this :joy:
facepalm

@Zen00 said in WOULD YOU RATHER....:

@DarkIce I would loooooove to listen to bad jokes all day. Bad jokes are the best jokes! 😂

Here is one for you.

What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin
and is responsible for making love?

@lexi19f

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

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OOF, savage :joy: