@SamK I can totally relate you can talk to me if you want but maybe try talking to ur wife? and by ghosting do you mean like ya'll aren't in the same house and talking threw messages?
if not spam her :pensive: mb
LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE
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So I’m trying to enlarge my wife and husband collection cause I just realized it’s a lot smaller than I thought and I’ve forgotten half the people I’ve married 😅
For now I know there’s @Rendezvous my first transgender wife, @layla my first wife (rip btw), @ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon, @beast-boy hardest person to marry I’ve ever met, @willow (she doesn’t know it yet so shh, it’s a surprise!), I have the memory of a goldfish so I forgot all the other ones but there’s a lot of people on public that left their wife behind :(
So please, I’m looking for volunteers first but if that doesn’t work out there’s still other ways to force people on the altar 😁
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TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂
I just posted a picture of him giving you a nice head...
He should be thankful for the 3 Km one!!
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
I have the memory of a goldfish
Goldfishes have good memory!!
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon,
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BTW I’M LEAVING THE LAND OF MAPLE SYRUP TOMORROW FOR THE LAND OF BAGUETTE
Buon viaggio!
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@obviouslylucifer said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂
I just posted a picture of him giving you a nice head...
Exactly why I want to take it to the next level and marry him now!
He should be thankful for the 3 Km one!!
I know right, ungrateful nerd smh
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
I have the memory of a goldfish
Goldfishes have good memory!!
If I say they have bad memory then they have bad memory, end of discussion.
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@ObviouslyLucifer the husband that has yet to bring me on a fucking honeymoon,
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BTW I’M LEAVING THE LAND OF MAPLE SYRUP TOMORROW FOR THE LAND OF BAGUETTE
Buon viaggio!
Sounds too much like viagra or vagina to me, sorry 😂
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TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂
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@alive_wtfjudith
The land of baguette... you mean France? This is 2 close for comfort.
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@alive_wtfjudith
Wait so i am married?
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@sup said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
TBH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MARRYING SUP - HE’S GOT A NICE 7 INCHER AFTER ALL 😂
Great! You’re in charge of all the wedding preparations tho cause I’m a lazy fuck 🤷♀️
@therisingsun said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
The land of baguette... you mean France? This is 2 close for comfort.
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Wait so i am married?
Yep, I married you in your sleep bb 😘
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@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
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@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
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@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
Whelp moment of horniness is over
Nevermind
I want a divorce -
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
Whelp moment of horniness is over
Nevermind
I want a divorceThat’s the thing with marrying me, divorce isn’t an option 🤷♀️
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@alive_wtfjudith hey what about me ? I’ve been after you for months. Lol
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@sara-f said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith hey what about me ? I’ve been after you for months. Lol
Sara why would you do this to me babygirl😭😭😭😭
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@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
Whelp moment of horniness is over
Nevermind
I want a divorceThat’s the thing with marrying me, divorce isn’t an option 🤷♀️
Too late
Thats the thing with me, nothing is impossibleConsider yourself divorced :)
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You haven't proposed to me yet, Judith.
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@alive_wtfjudith
"MR.H WHAT DO YOU THINK 😏"
I though I was the side-bitch, like an afair... you know? Did you change your mind? Is that some kind of... proposal? :wink:
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Why am I not included here?
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@willy_foo_foo said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
Why am I not included here?
Well do you wanna marry me?
@mr-h said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
"MR.H WHAT DO YOU THINK 😏"
I though I was the side-bitch, like an afair... you know? Did you change your mind? Is that some kind of... proposal? :wink:
If so, can we jump right away to the wedding night right away? :smirk:Listen, I’m offering you an upgrade from the side bitch post, just be happy and accept it ok 😂
@korglife17 said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
You haven't proposed to me yet, Judith.
Bitch wanna marry me pwease?
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
@alive_wtfjudith said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@willow said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith
Lets fuck
Gladly 😂 let me just polish my 3km dick first, might take a while
Whelp moment of horniness is over
Nevermind
I want a divorceThat’s the thing with marrying me, divorce isn’t an option 🤷♀️
Too late
Thats the thing with me, nothing is impossibleConsider yourself divorced :)
Ok then, that’s not a problem.
Sedates willow and pulls her sleeping body to the alter where I marry her again@sara-f said in LOOKING FOR A NEW HUSBAND OR WIFE:
@alive_wtfjudith hey what about me ? I’ve been after you for months. Lol
Anyone who wants to get married is welcome to do so 😏
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@alive_wtfjudith -yeah baby yeah..lets get married.