@IM-NOT-MORF said in Zen "poetry" 2.0:

@Zen00 thats good wifey love it ❤ keep it up

Awww thanks jelly bean <3 <3 <3

@pe7erpark3r Yes, it is from personal experience 😂 I agree that after the first unsuccessful try maybe someone should try again, but after that I think some people just try to force it. I've met many guys who wouldn't take no for an answer and I had to block them because they wouldn't leave me alone even when I was being upfront

@Indrid-Cold said in Is intelligence important to you for making a friend?:

@Zen00 Having a dog is a good example of friendship per se. Doggys have lightning fast thinking, and maybe that's all you need. They know what they want, they know what makes them smile (dogs smile, though, don't they? They do, though, don't they?), and intelligence doesn't much enter in to it.

For example, I could make a very elaborate, wordy joke about a certain politician* being a bellend, citing party dynamics and the history of British politics, and say it to my pal, who is non-political, but he'd still laugh because A. He'd find my emotions funny and B. It's plain to see the guy in question is a bellend.

Yeah, that's kind of what I mean by purity. As long as things are kept real, free from the artificial, then a friendship will be built

@BandzBoy

HE SAID PLEASE AND THANK YOU SOMEBODY BETTER

HIT!!!! HIM!!!! UP !!!!! 😭😭👏👏

@Indrid-Cold I want to be a zombie for a while and then have my brains blown out :))))

@icyroipu John Smith >:)

@mr-h I clearly didn’t drug you good enough if you still remember....

@thatguycody What if you eat a baby cause you think its a muffin? 😂

@pe7erpark3r said in guys i have a announcement:

Did you know that you can use Coca-Cola to clean car batteries from contact corrosion? just put the contacts in Coca-Cola and they'll be clean as new the next day... It's a great cleaning product. Also if you want to get rid of an old burger, just put it into a cup of cola, next day, gone. Coca-Cola, (dis)solves all problems yay!

A thirst quencher and cleaning product?? Wow, Coca-Cola is the real MVP

@nicole_fra they are nice, but they're painful

@mr-h Okay Daddy

@RememberMe THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

@thatguycody Touche! 😂

@mr-h silly or complicated? :thinking_face:

@Jeff9998
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@flexin0821 every bakery is going to have babies !

@shaun-durwin Thanks Shaun <3

@Katherinee at first I wasn't, it felt like it wasn't even real and I was even looking at tour dates and stuff still and then I was like OH MY SON OF GUN HE'S DEAD I CAN'T EVEN GO TO HIS CONCERT AND THEN I JUST FREAKING CRIED sad lyf 😭😭😭😭

@mr-h said in Would You Rather . . .:

@zen00

See both the muffins and the babbies as @Zen00 so I could eat them all :smirk:

Is there ever a time when your mind doesn't go to something dirty? 😂

@mr-h There are no assumptions, man. You just want to be the victim and call it complicated when its simple. Nothing is being based on accusations, it's based on feeling. And I felt like my feelings were being fucked with. There's fault on both sides stop acting like it all goes one way.