@ChainedRebel come baaack. Someone bring him back. Literally eating ice cream from the tub rn. It’s surpassing grief.

Helllooooo. I’m just looking to talk to a nice human about nice things. Honestly, I’m willing to give a bit on the human part, but please, let’s talk about more than just the weather. I don’t want to talk sexual stuff (y’all need to cool it), but anything deeper than surface level, please. I know there’s a lovely person out there. Show thyself! ️

Guys I really miss my friends! Tell all the peeps to come back.

I fookin love it when they’re salty and delicious and unhealthy and beautiful and everything I wanna be in life as a fellow potato.

@pe7erpark3r totally. We only talked for less than a day, actually. But goodness we hit it off so well!! Like it was effortless and I really frikken miss that. We were just about to switch to WhatsApp, as well. Just barely missed it..

@pe7erpark3r dude so sorry xx

ahbsolutely @ChainedRebel, the honouuur would be all mine, sir.

Well. And my pussies’. ️

Are there literally any people here who aren’t horneee, pedophiles, or anorexic?? Lmao.

@zoob you right. I just like airing my complaints for the world to see because why be phallic when you can be sad and dramatic

@ChainedRebel

chokes on French fries

[insert I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE gif here]

@ken1 lmao that’s not what a Little means.. maybe educate yourself a bit first

@thatguy24 follow me so I can message you ^^

@seez-the-moment let’s hope no one takes literally anything on this site seriously lmao

@seez-the-moment that is the only way you could possibly be cleared

@wheels1770 lmao so many anorexic FBI agents woah o_o

Are there literally any people here who aren’t horneee, pedophiles, or anorexic?? Lmao.

Left for a while, swore I’d never return, returned anyway because I love you all too much.

@Wolfie_11 eh. I get a few conversations but they usually don’t last.

@Wolfie_11 lol are my posts are annoying you?

@Stephan-Hoffmann-Arvidsson well that’s nearly enough to satisfy my carb cravings. Thanks!