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Bored. Lonely. The only chat I found via the Android app store that didn't want my phone number.

I keep coming back because I am great at making bad decisions 😁

I was runner up for Memes God but got beat by TRS?
Don't worry, @TheRisingSun , I won't hold a grudge. I'll take it like the mutt I am...

:D

Someone somewhere decided we should do a catfish month. Considering imitation is the highest form of flattery, we are thus paying tribute to the catfish and saying they are somehow precious to us.

And, somehow, this idea has become approved and agreeded upon by long time members.

So.... Does this mean we get a general troll month too instead of just specifically catfish? Let me know ahead of time so I can stockpile KKK, Natzi, BLM, Antifa, Hezbollah, Evangelical Clinic Bombers, Flat Earth, Anti-vaccine, Chem Trail, Moon Debunk, JFK-CIA, Loose Change, Kill The Fags, Women Are Too Stupid, and other material so I can be ready to troll.

After all, we already are embracing the catfish trolls as a group to idolize so why stop there? It's all in the name of fun, right?

And, no. That's not different. It's putting the worst of the internet in a position of admiration.

I have no friends and every family member is either older than me or in worse health.
I will be the last to go.
There will be no one to remember me when I go.

Just stop typing.
Any response you make is a rationalized doorway into acceptance in their mind.

@TheRisingSun said in TWS 2019 Awards Ceremony.. Vote Below:

@ScruffyMutt said in TWS 2019 Awards Ceremony.. Vote Below:

I was runner up for Memes God but got beat by TRS?
Don't worry, @TheRisingSun , I won't hold a grudge. I'll take it like the mutt I am...

:D

You'd win if the award said 'dog memes god' though.

Oh here's one 😊

I'll try to become more flexible in my memes, @TheRisingSun .

Under the hood, next to the engine, by that battery, just below the alternator.

No, wait... That's the spleen. My mistake.

1 - Which weighs more: 1 pound of water or 1 pound of feathers?

2 - Which is colder: -40°C or -40°F ?

3 - The Nile River flows from South to North. The Mississippi River flows from North to South. Why?

4 - An aircraft carrying 100 passengers is traveling at 300MPH from Albany, New York to Ontario, Canada when it develops problems at 5,000 feet and crashes right on the national border of the two countries. In which country do you burry the survivors?

5 - A father and his son are traveling in a car when they crash. The father died in impact. The son is taken by ambulance to the hospital for immediate surgery. When the surgeon comes in to the operating room and sees the paitent the doctor says "The hospital won't let me operate on a family member. Call the other surgeon. This is my son." How?

Only answering all 6 correctly wins. Answering less than that only shows you are an intelligent loser.
Let the compitition begin.

PS: I don't see a typo. I may be wrong.

@petrapark3r is taking the position that God exsists

@ScruffyMutt is taking the position that God does not exist.

Rather than jump between multiple posts for this public debate we will hold the debate in this thread.

We MIGHT respond to short questions or counter points posted by you, our third party audience, however if you post a giant wall of text then it is likely that @petrapark3r and I will just not bother reading it.

Rather than debate all relegions, I propose we contain the debate to the existence of a Christian God.

I'll try and start this debate in the shortest and simplist of ways:

There is no evidence that God exsists, therefore he does not.

Do you accept the debate guidelines, @petrapark3r?

@OliveOlivia said in Eight Questions:

I dare you to answer all eight of these questions even if your answers are long. Its a dare so you kind of have to do it now 😈

1. If you had a time machine would you visit the past or the future? Why?
   The future. The past is screwed up enough. I want to see how it ends.

2. What do you wish you were really good at?
   Combining useless facts to create useful information.

3. If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?
   Money. And I'd wear very baggy clothes.

4. Whats your favorite joke?

Trump didn't cheat on his taxes.

5. If you could be a fictional character who would you be? Why?

No, me. I don't like to be fake.

6. What kind of things really make you laugh?

Stop talking like that on the internet. Kids may be present!

7. What is something that you think is overrated? Why do you think that?
   Sports. Why? It's so obvious that I can't put it into words.

8. How do you feel about TWS?
   It's just a site. Nothing special

Do I get a cookie?

That Trump may get reelected
😱

Facts.... Knowledge.... Information.

Not talkshow commentary.
(Commentators ARE allowed to lie and often do)

Not blogged opinion.
(Everyone has an opinion. Having 5million followers doesnt make them more correct)

Not emotionally charged rhetoric.
(Anyone TRYING to make you angry is attempting to manipulate you)

Not catchy one liners that have no meaning.
("You must stand for something or you will fall for anything" ... One can stand for green skies. One liners are lies.)

Not YouTube broadcasts of people complaining.
(Saying meanstuff with a smile is still mean. Don't let the smile fool you.)

Facts... Knowledge... Information.

As an Atheist in a rather religious state, one question that has been asked of me a lot is "So where do you think you go when you die?"

The short version is "In a coffin". But let's actually answer the question for once:

Look at a wheel. This is your brain.

Spin the wheel. This is your mind as it thinks, feels, loves, hates, craves, desires, contemplates, creates, sings, fights- it's everything that makes you You.

Now reach out and stop this wheel. Make the wheel hold still.

Where did the Spin go? Where did the love, hate, creativity, lust, passion, anxieties, dreams, hopes, and fears go for that brain? The things that made you You.

Now you may understand how an Atheist sees death.

In short- Life is a verb. So live a little.

Don't let people join chats with a name already in use (troll clones)

Don't let people join random chat without changing the default name.

Add an ignore features to chats.

Add report function to random chats, too many reports for the same IP causing that IP to be banned for 5 mins (so we can get rid of "Trade Young Pics" chatters)

Fix groups chats so they work on the app.

Once again, assuming everyone is my 80yr old gay Uncle Bob sitting in the basement catfishing as he types on his PC wearing tidy whiteys, has saved me from catfish.

Hey Uncle Bob!
😁

nancy10
Hi Dear how are you doing, I am miss Nancy it is my pleasure meeting you here i saw your profile and i am
impress my dear,i will like to have a world with you true my email ( [censored] @gmail.com

Beware the bots.
This is a PM/DM from a bot.

If you reply to this email then an army of scammers are waiting in line to free you of your money. They will be unattractive men that spend all day typing away to emails they have received.

They will provide pictures stolen from profiles claiming they are the beautiful person in the image.

They will slyly look for hints to your ID or bank numbers.

They will give a sob story hoping to influence you to send money.

They will accept plane tickets to come visit you. Only to refund or sell the ticket, then tell you they are stuck at customs and need help paying some imaginary fee.

They will send you nude pics, intimate chat you, and be laughing on the other side of the line with their fellow scammers that you are falling for it.

And they will share and trade your email with other scammers. Soon your email will be flooded with rich princess and wealthy widows. All need a small sum from you to get a larger imaginary sum that they claim they will split with you.

But if you don't know this already, then you are already falling for it and I'm too late to educate you.

I am an atheist and a natural skeptic.
A lot of people will say "I know that (insert god, spiritually, or superstition here) is real because I feel it and I believe it."

I had a friend once that believed they could fly- the morgue proved otherwise.

@Lurker you messed up your math on purpose lol. Do I point it out or should i let the mind joke run? Let's let it run haha.

Indeed we do-
Crushes.
Infatuations.
Etc.

Most guys only become cold hearted sex fiends because they hang out with the wrong friends or because they watch too much heartless porn and begin to think that behavior is "normal"

Just one thing?