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@Eucalyptus I'll have what you're having 👌

@knownsense fair enough, already forgiven 👌✌

@Lazz you cannae change the laws of physics Lazz 😁

@Lazz good to have you on board bro!

@kaia_ photon torpedoes are great but we still need cutlasses and daggers for when we're in a tight spot. And what if the phaser pistols are made by Apple? You just know they'll run out of charge when we most need them! Bring your sharpening stone Kaia. I'll pack a pair of walther ppk's too

@kaia_ aar me hearty, better throw that dart at a map of the universe. Watch out extraterrestrials, here we come and we want space booty 😁

@kaia_ it's okay, I'm pretty sure blackbeard originally sailed from the city i grew up in. I'll distract him with tales of home, you sneak in on his blind side with the beard trimmers. He'll lose all credibility. We make a good team 😁✋😎

@kaia_ oh, so a hammock isn't good enough for you anymore?! No probs I'll beam up some kingsize beds and a football pitch with jacuzzis in each corner 👌😁😘

@kaia_ well obviously I'm gonna be Scottie! Are we gonna be space pirates now? 😁☠💫

@Nany1211 if you don't find your guy but you still want red hair and freckles you could do worse than moving to Ireland lol. Lots of people fit that description there

@knownsense why must you always be such an over the top, pompous, obnoxious bore?

@Lazz you can say that about so many Prince songs. What an absolute genius he was!

@NiaRox hellloooo Nia 👋👋👋😊😊😊

@kaia_ make sure to aim that dart somewhere tropical. I'll sharpen my cutlass, we need booty 😁😘

@Lazz cheers bro! You're the man ✌✌✌

@Wicked_ thelma and louise with added fun 😁

@Eucalyptus gentle sarcasm but she asked for it! And the pole dance meme was quality 😁😂

@Lazz obviously I'm now compelled to mention, but unable to upload, placebo - without you I'm nothing. And nine inch nails - we're in this together 😁

@Max256 that ending was a choker definitely! And that music is amongst the most romantic I've ever heard

@Tarieeeee my girlfriend, naturally! Beyond that Tauriel from the hobbit movies, she's bad ass and beautiful