Long ass bios are usually pretty simple.

They are a collection of things you like.

You select a few things you want a stranger to talk to you about, and write 3 or 4 lines on each subject.

@Willow 's original limited edition bio had stuff about:

1. Places she likes or has lived in.
2. Puns about places she has lived and how those places affected her.
3. Food she likes, and people who like the food she likes.
4. People she considers her close friends and a line about how and why they are her friends.
5. A note to the haters.

@Kat_15 's bio is pretty similar to willow, except she also includes quotes from the people on TWS.

You could also take pointers from bio of @BOOTS22 where he writes an appreciation post for abby and posts a couple of her pictures, you can do that with your new gf.

You can play a character a.k.a Celebrimbor and write about him and write quotes from The Lord of the RIngs and post pics about those quotes.

or you can just copy paste @Evan-Elderson 's bio with necessary changes, his bio pretty much has every thing one needs to write.

Or you can take pointers from my profile and write an obscure paragraph and a quote and turn your account private so no one dms you :wink:

P.S: Easiest way is to give it to @willow she will make a good profile for you :)

How about this?

You guys make a post and there you can auction all the body parts of @Mr-H .

You can bid for ass or for a eye ball or for magical hair!

You can reserve the dick for @sup

And auction all the rest.

@G-A can bid for his legs and skull so he can feed his cats in them.

It will be fun!!

Cats are okay..

Where are the Dogs???

We Want the Dogs!!!

😭

@help_wtfjudith said in Voting time!!! (Photography competition📷🌅):

Trs and I were the ones you had switched @ObviouslyLucifer XD

I still had the most correct ones!

@help_wtfjudith said in Voting time!!! (Photography competition📷🌅):

2 dog nudes to whoever is able to match the most pics to the users correctly

Stick to the rules!

@zoobie said in I HAVE A SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT EVAN ELDERSON!:

@evan-elderson "he says we believe it" not gonna happen. He's a wannabe troll and that's the worst attempt

He is the best spammer this website has!

Nestle can spam 100's of gifs, which will make anybody's stomach churn.

@evan-elderson said in I HAVE A SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT EVAN ELDERSON!:

@zoobie very true but this is my first negative topic someone has done for me... I feel so honored. I think there should be more.

Congratulations!!!

I don't remember if i had any topics made about me,

mostly they used to dm admin.

But to quote admin

"If people oppose you, or make negative posts about you, you are doing the right thing"

On a side note: It would be nice to know what triggered this post.

@Michael-Falk Thanks for keeping it restricted to a topic and not spamming.

:)

@g-a said in A Thank you post.:

@obviouslylucifer When you reach 4K in points, i will bang your asss 😼

I jumped straight from :arrow_down:

to this :arrow_down:

So technically I never touched 4k.

So you can use your dainty schlong for yourself.

@rendezvous said in GUY THIS IS HAPPENING TOO MUCH:

And you know, the “ thanks” and then “ a heart emoji” from the girl is what turns me on.

I thought the only thing that might turn you ON,

was authentic space porn...

:no_mouth:

@mr-h said in I have drawn TWS:

@help_wtfjudith said in I have drawn TWS:

I kissed so much ass

Why is everyone so fixated in ass tho? :laughing: I'm starting to feel my rear threatened :joy:

Me Too!

Especially from the dynamic duo.

@G.A and @Help_WtfJudith .

:face_with_rolling_eyes:

@BOOTS22 Groob is a totally awesome name!!!

Its both cute and Funny and finally takes away @Zoobie 's forever alone tag!

And if we are shipping people.

I ship these! :arrow_down:

1. @sup and @BOOTS22

2. @Help_WtfJudith 's Dog and @Willow 's Dog.

These are the best ships in the history of ships!!!

:smiling_imp:

@g-a said in Dogs or cats? 🐈 🐕:

@obviouslylucifer you should choose cat or this things will happen or may be you like it too? Lol.

Through out the history the all the lores assign dogs to The Devil.

There are lores of hell hounds and of the beloved Cerberus.

The only thing cats are good for is the occasional sacrifice in witch craft.

So..

:P

P.S: @Help_WtfJudith will kill you if you say Cats > Dogs.

P.P.S: Its always Dogs > Cats > Humans.

@sup said in Yay yay lala yaaaaat:

Its 1967 to be precise

Its 2000 now.

Congratulations Nutella!!

Here's a 5 $ coin minted in your honor.

:wink:

@sup

@help_wtfjudith said in A Thank you post.:

You guys realize I can just fold it for extra thickness, right?

Yes!

And then you use that to stop doomsday from killing superman..

Totally!!

@boots22 said in GUY THIS IS HAPPENING TOO MUCH:

@willow But I is a lady

I KNEW IT!!!

That's why @sup said this.

Or may be just the kids are confused on what to do and they think its like facebook and start posting selfies.

@RAGNAR as soon as you are done delivering babies, please complete the tutorial set.

😭😭😭

You have bested me in this amateur MS Paint category...

I would give you my brush like the old teachers give their students when they do good art.

But I cannot, because its a digital brush.

So here's a TWS gold medal instead.

Keep the good work up willow.

I wish to see your drawings in the next Sotheby's auction.

So proud of you...

:smiling_imp:

IF THIS HAD BEEN A DRAWING COMPLETION LUBIFER WOULD HAVE WON

IKR!!!

Okay, for the game of which pic belongs to whom?

A :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @Mr-H

B :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @Help_WtfJudith

C :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @Abby-22

D :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @TheRisingSun

E :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @99mBD

F :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @nik-sub-blz

G :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @its-bobby

H :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @Willow

I :arrow_right::arrow_right::arrow_right: @Mphotographer

@mr-h said in A Thank you post.:

I bet you kinda liked it

Its a 1 mm wide dick.

:joy: :joy: :joy:

She can use it to play cowboy like those guys from

Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

@sup said in A Thank you post.:

Wait till you see the tags of my next topic!

hey, the existing tags for "sup" are really bad, i made a good one.

:P

@mr-h said in A Thank you post.:

Also, WHY IS EVERYONE GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

Its only @Willow .

Man her treatments are long and painful...

Just like @Help_WtfJudith 's Dick.

@korglife17 said in Dogs or cats? 🐈 🐕:

@obviouslylucifer

This show creeped the absolute shit outta me you have no idea

It was funny sometimes!!

The only creepy part I always wondered was,

Where did the shit go????

I mean there is an entry there has to be a exit.

@mr-h said in Dogs or cats? 🐈 🐕:

@sup said in Dogs or cats? 🐈 🐕:

@mr-h Alright so im the new gen modified adam with a 10 incher :joy:

That sucks, @Willow still beats you and I beat both of you :smirk:

@Help_WtfJudith beats both of you...

She has a 3 km long dick.

:P