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@black_beetle No, but I think the first thing that would come to mind would be: "I hope I'm not gona have to drink my urine."

@korglife17 In the English language, a split infinitive or cleft infinitive is a grammatical construction in which a word or phrase comes between the to and the bare infinitive of the to form of the infinitive verb. Usually an adverb or adverbial phrase comes between them.

A well-known example occurs in the opening sequence of the Star Trek television series: "to boldly go where no man has gone before"; the adverb boldly is said to split the infinitive to go. Sometimes more than one word splits the infinitive, as in: "The population is expected to more than double in the next ten years".

Source:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split_infinitive

@anna-kauffman I like when a guy can play his asscheeks like a musical instrument, oh whoops didn't read the header

@willoww Stop pretending to be from the 80's, you're not even that old.

@willoww When I was in 3rd grade, I called one of them "big" and the other one "small", but then I got my 3rd turtle who became the new smallest, so "small" got renamed to "middle" and my 3rd turtle inherited the name "small". It's a very systematic nomenclature my very unimaginative 3rd grade self came up with, so unfortunately it's not very cute.

@Bushmurry would be an excellent mod.

Though I highly recommend just investing the time to program a spam bot, or at Least a reporting feature for online users that can also take into account a reported person's IP. And you can add one of those annoying capcha "verify you're not a bot" for those users who've accrued enough reports.

@girlnextdoor I think he's a good representation of the bigotry, ignorance, and misguided skepticism in the U.S. It's pretty amazing how "the masses" don't realize that they're being manipulated to fight each other so that the wealthy can maintain their power unscathed. My main concern is his stance on global warming, I mean Islamophobia and racism we've had that in the past, but science isn't subjective, if people don't have a degree in climate science, they really don't have the credibility to either 1) debate about climate change or 2) make decisions about it. Today's world is full of people who read things on the internet without taking the time to verify whether there's any merit to it, and that's pretty dangerous when considering anyone is entitled to their right to vote.

I long await the day science gets separated from politics...

@willoww god damn way to go, you didn’t even answer the question

@bushmurry What I see everyday in the mirror.

Just kidding, it'd probably come in the form of giant red man with bull horns except instead of a pitchfork he's holding a book of all my regrets in life. Though I guess in this day and age it wouldn't be a book but some kind of Apple tablet (there're probably Apple stores even in Hell).

@willoww I'm trying to maintain a life of obscurity on the interwebs, why else would I masquerade as a horny male with this username. Can't quite do that if you go and mention me in a post like this now can I.

@willoww I was not notified about this cake pops and capri suns, as such I must respectfully decline.

@willoww airheads? isn't that like cannibalism?

@willoww An Adam's apple, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice... just kidding, that'd be a scarring experience for both parties. I don't look for anything, unless an Angel descends from heaven and falls into my lap, most likely I'd be friends first before engaging into a relationship with someone, and at that point I'd probably already know too much about said person.

The quality I look for is how genuine a person is. Similarly, I'm attracted to people who seldom allow people into their hearts, because if and when they do let you into their hearts, that means it's genuine, and probably precious.

@sarah There was one fantabulous person, probably one of the few absolutely riveting and intellectually fun people I've ever met, and we ended up exchanging emails. She got back to me like once and we haven't emailed since. I posted a sample of her email below, it was about her christmas:

i had like 3 kinds of pie tonight for supper and my stomach is not appreciating me for this. it was also minus thirty seven degrees fahrenheit out tonight so that was pretty gross? we did see like this wild shrine of big bird christmas decorations tho and there was like a Lord Big Bird standing at the head of them all which was both cute and also slightly cult-y.

Torn between my desire to explain how it works and protecting the general under aged public from an early lesson in female anatomy.

@tina I think he's a genius, he managed to get elected in spite of all those outrageous remarks and tweets, and a good percentage of his voters still support him. He's an incredibly manipulative speaker (albeit not eloquent) and knows exactly what to say to invalidate anything used against him (a trait he mastered during his WWE years).

@willoww Seeing as how I can't climb a tree, I'd probably be stuck with the former.

Damn, guess when you go full nerd you can't go back

@dirt Give it some pants, that are on fire.

Congrats! i'm glad you found each other again