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@jersey201 I have an insatiable desire to teach you how to correctly use the image embedding feature on this site.

@korglife17 Same, hard to be cursed with a face that scares young children.

@girlnextdoor As an avid gamer, I think it's neat that you can chat and play online with friends, but the game itself is pretty limited so far. I was able to beat the game solo in 5 minutes by just skipping all the monsters and going for the treasure chests. The orange squirrel furry potion is too op. There's no incentive to playing with other people except if you're a guy and a girl hitting on one another. The lack in variety of weapons is also a problem, it would be interesting to have different roles other than one hack and slash character.

I'd love to help with the coding to make the game better, except I don't know how to code :(

@willoww Three turtles (red eared sliders), I got my first two when I was in 3rd grade, they were illegally small at about the size of a quarter, now they're at the size where they could probably bite my finger off if they so desired. I forget when I got my 3rd one but it was when my dad's coworker tried his hand at owning turtles but ended up killing (unintentionally) most of them, so he donated his last one to me. They're usually quiet creatures, at least while the light is on. When I go to sleep at night, they start moving and banging on the tank walls, probably plotting deviously their escape. Also, they are always planking or stacked one on top of another.

@fais3000 First, go get the treasure chests in the other areas, ignore the monsters if you can, you want fire sword and ruby gear. To beat the boss, you want to ignore the mini knights and go for the orange potions, then just focus hitting the boss. You want to be careful not to get trapped in by the 3 enemies because once the orange potion runs out you'll die. Then, go for the red potions if you still haven't finished off the boss.

@willoww Ew, it's that word that beings with sar- and ends with -casm.

@ragnar when you're at a concert and billy joel asks you to play the piano for him while he sings, and you mess up; didn't actually happen but I had a dream about it once, broke out in cold sweat.

@willoww You're a disease

jk ily

@leo_sihra @Willow look it's your soul mate

@willoww if you didn't get it I can't tell you, also stop spamming everyone on this thread

A real man takes responsibility for his own mistakes.

Sorry Willoww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, won't do it again.

@willoww This is your stupid post? Shit I thought someone else posted it and I was gona recommend message @Willoww

Idk who you are and what you do but you seem like you have a lot of potential so don’t you dare give up!!!!!!

@alexthealien hi alex hi alex hi alex

@isabella ISABELLA, LIKE THE NAME OF WILLOW'S DAUGHTER?? @Willoww please confirm these aren't the same people

@jada-fooks If he was willing to get with you in the first place, it probably wasn't because you're ugly ;)

@ndezdaya Nope haven't heard of it, but after a quick search on urban dictionary, I'm probably now more than qualified to talk about the matter, so I will give my opinion. I think it's fine as long as both parties know one another and have some kind of "safe word" for if things get too out of hand; after all, isn't a relationship about finding someone who'll accept you as you are (including all your quirks and weirdness and baggage).

@hot-ashes Wait, it doesn't say that you find a million dollars, become successful, but never find love... so there's a possibility for love still right :)

Still, I would choose the first one only because "being poor and struggling in life" for love isn't really love, if you truly love someone, you'd probably be willing to protect him/her from a life of poverty even if that means that life isn't shared with you, because what is happiness really.

@jynextremist Judging from her previous posts, probably someone in college... possibly over a relationship, or shady deal?

@lucywho You might want to double check the first part.