Posts made by Cheesecake.Lesb

@kayisforeign I love your tattoo

@layla :-)

@layla This is my last year of college.

@excitedgirl93 Go to Barcelona

@cutie-cat Sadly my summer hasn't begun yet I still have some college classes to go to

@willoww Try finding something or someone that makes you happy like a really good friend or a parent, just try to get your mind off of it, I've been where you are not too long ago and it's not a good feeling I get you, but you just have to try and get through it somehow, it's not worth it to spend all of your time thinking about this person.

@kayisforeign Why are you cranky?

@girlnextdoor Thank you. :-)

@layla Being trans-gender is considering yourself as whatever gender you want to be, even if you don't look the part, do whatever makes you happy. Sex is determined at birth, gender is what you make it.

@xxmysticxx Life without music would be torture

@ᑕᖇiᗰᔕ-ᑎ I don't think anything would change bc people are jerks, cousins are mean to each other siblings are mean to each other every once in a while, It wouldn't change our perspective of people just knowing that we are distantly related.

@ᑕᖇiᗰᔕ-ᑎ No bc people are jerks

@wtfjudith I'm actually bisexual and I prefer girls but I still like guys half the time, but I don't like dating on the internet either.

@wagon-dragon falling in love with a fool everyone is a fool when it comes to love at some point.

@sup said in All in a night's work:

@cheesecake-lesb
DO MY HOMEWORK

same sup.

@us-poet lol

I sleep with my socks on bc my feet get cold easily, but my friends say that's weird how is that weird lol

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!’