How :clapping_hands: can i :clapping_hands: miss my :clapping_hands: single life when i :clapping_hands: never had a gf/wive ?
mind -------> blown :exploding_head:
@sup there is in instagram u transgender lesbian plus the delete thing doesn’t work anyways
Shut the fuck up you trans lesbian fuck,its on their website not on the app. So its out of reach for most users which results in less deletion of accounts. Get your facts "straight".
Very funny pun intended
@Blood_Ash33 8 cockatiels. Frisco, Bailey, La Brea, Cydney, Noodles, Lin (Lindsay's Baby), Four, and...Burt. But is a rescue, and came with that name.
Also, one Djungarian dwarf hamster, HAMOS
@Harley-Quin "Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks…look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…[he mimics slicing his mouth open]…to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!"