Best posts made by Alberto

@WtfJudith said in I was thinking to make this topic:

@Morf I forgot my reply to this reply

You too have Alzheimer’s as what @nightshifter has said
lol :P

@Sup said in NUTELLA BIG GOAT.:

@petrapark3r said in NUTELLA BIG GOAT.:

Did you know that the "Good old TWS days talk" is just as old as good old TWS itself? It's amazing. I just recently discovered a post by @Katerinee from like 7 months into TWS or something complaining how it was soo much better in the old days :joy:

No that is not the case. There was once a time before Kat's topic when TWS was at its prime. You were not there so you would not know!

During 2018 starting :)

@Urfi said in What’s your dream job?:

@Alberto said in What’s your dream job?:

@Urfi said in What’s your dream job?:

@WtfBoobith My dream job is being the biggest and richest fuckboi of the earth 😏. I am already one but have not achieved that level yet 😂

And then I will make u in my love and ur 50% money will be mine :P

I'm already yours babe 💋

Hahaha, and that's why you are still not following me
lol :P
Or u planning to take my 50%
hehehe

@nightshifter said in THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES:

Just wanted to say thanks for all the birthday wishes and memes! You guys are awesome and really made my day! ❤️💜🥰🤗. I’m definitely glad I found tws last December because I’ve met some amazing people here that I otherwise would never have crossed paths with. Xoxoxo
Thanks again for making my day a little extra special.

Happy Birthday
May u get 100000000 sexy men to fuck whenever u want
lol
:P :D :)
Btw may god bless you

@nightshifter said in THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES:

@Alberto , just 2x a day? 😂. Hmmmm. Let me choose my male harem. Send them over.

Hahahaha, This is the height of loyalty
I think all the loyal girls are already committed
Few loyal girls to not trust anyone now
and that's why people like me alone
:P

@nightshifter said in THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES:

@Alberto , lol, sadly hubby won’t share. So selfish of him, right? I’ll have to say no to the harem. (Darn)

I don't know u harem, but trust me, u r very lucky that u got a wife like @nightshifter

@Butterscotch said in Test Your Smartness with this Riddle (;:

What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest person couldn’t hold it for more than a couple minutes?

No cheating!

Person who isn’t a perv and replies the quickest with the right answer can ask me to do anything ((:

Breath is the right answer

So feeling alone, or lonely?
Want to chat with the opposite gender?
Looking for some intense chat with your partner?
Well there is a simple solution for that

But I don't know that solution
lol
you got caught by my clickbait Congratulations :P

@NutellaBigGoat said in NUTELLA BIG GOAT.:

Wish we could turn back time.
Back when TWS was filled with such amazing people. presently, this site is filled with so many mainstream normies.
Sad shit but I miss all my TWS friends. From Bold Ragnar to missing Willow. From Witty Looci to my all time favourite Sup.
Nvm bye.b
Bruh where is the internet category ?
Wtf

Don't worry I am back to make this site interesting again. I will again set tents for the couples and order my Jarvis 15.2 to take care my friends.
Willow left this site because of my mistake, I will try to bring her back

God bless all

@IssYoGurlll said in What’s your dream job?:

@WtfJudith I deeply aspire to be a heart surgeon ((:

I am sure you need not to do any operation, the moment patient will look you, there stopped hearts will start pumping fast :P :D

@sarah_the_magpie said in Just say some stupid shit:

all mammals, regardless of size, take an average of 21 seconds to empty their bladder

My bladder is too big
lol

@Sup said in NUTELLA BIG GOAT.:

I MEAN YOU ARE REALLY ALIVE!

I am alive in heaven, using internet in haven :P

@Urfi said in What’s your dream job?:

@WtfBoobith My dream job is being the biggest and richest fuckboi of the earth 😏. I am already one but have not achieved that level yet 😂

And then I will make u in my love and ur 50% money will be mine :P

What to do when ur gf do not trust u?
I guess girls doubts lot more than they should.
@ALLILEY Am I right?

@sarah_the_magpie said in 16 F Ask me anything:

@emma183
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is the escape velocity of Mars :P

@JessicaLou said in What’s your dream job?:

@WtfJudith I dream of being a god :smirk:

I think you should become goddess :P

@Eve12 said in What are your hobbies ?:

@Alberto okay, it's up to you to tell me or not :)

Well I to play outdoors like football, cricket
I read books regarding business
sometimes do meditation and yoga
love to travel
and a lot more

@leelah said in Climate breakdown is happening:

But we are unable to accept it. This is for Colorado but other states are doing it too. https://actionnetwork.org/events/colorado-defund-disaster-action?source=direct_link&

You seems to be a great hearted person.

@Stella-Johnson said in Would you rather hike a mountain or lay on the beach?:

Mountain climbing.

What about a mountain on sea beach and plz take me to the top with a helicopter
I don't wanna waste energy in climbing, I wanna use same energy to enjoy on the top :)

@JessicaLou said in What’s your dream job?:

@Alberto thanks hmu babe

From last 16 hours I am standing outside your door honey and knocking it continuously,
Plz open the door my love,
I even surprise for you :heart_eyes: :heartbeat: