Posts made by Alberto

@d4ddy said in What to do when ur gf do not trust u?:

@Alberto it wasnt an offer

But it was an opinion for which I am not interested

@d4ddy said in What to do when ur gf do not trust u?:

@Alberto dont talk to her

This is not an option in my list

What to do when ur gf do not trust u?
I guess girls doubts lot more than they should.
@ALLILEY Am I right?

@asian-f said in complexity, writing, divination:

hey, we were talking about writing, complexity and divination. This is where you elaborated and we got disconnected.
would love to continue our conversation :))

Trust me I am not that guy, though I know a lot about writing so u can ask ur doubts.

@Aarushi_Arora said in I want connect with padmini who hurted me:

it will take you 100 tries to find her
you can do it

What if in 100 tries he get connected to u, lol :P

@sarah_the_magpie said in What do you think about 'friends with benefits' ?:

@sarah
imo friends with benefits is an incredibly difficult type of relationship to maintain. sounds like a perfect thing in theory, but there are so many potential complications that could ruin it. there's a lot of ambiguity in it, and the human brain hates ambiguity. in short, getting a fwb is probably not worth it

But the positive part is, many fwb turn into couple

@Lily-LG said in Looking for the person who invited me to their movie premiere:

Remember, we talked about how you’re and awesome writer, sorry I accidentally ended the conversation.

The movie that will surely going to get launched with you and me sitting at the first raw and actors besides us :) :D

@Kina-joy said in What do you think about 'friends with benefits' ?:

Haha maybe

Let me check then
lol :P

@Kina-joy said in What do you think about 'friends with benefits' ?:

Like all the time lol

Then what about making me as ur friend :P :D

@Kina-joy said in What do you think about 'friends with benefits' ?:

I like it

So how many times u had it with ur friends ?

@Blondie93 said in Looking for guy from denmark:

It was nice talking to you , text me if u read this :)

He cannot text u directly, so for that u need to do one out of two

1. Follow him
2. Change ur settings that anyone can text u

@sarah_the_magpie said in Just say some stupid shit:

all mammals, regardless of size, take an average of 21 seconds to empty their bladder

My bladder is too big
lol

@Skye22 said in M-18-uk looking for f18 truth or dare:

Im 18 and a female

wanna chat?

@Felicitas said in Just say some stupid shit:

Sumo-Wrestling is just a really long hug in diapers.

What happened to u?

@ManOMan said in Any Pakistanis Here? :p:

@Umair-Khalil I’m not scared lmao, I just don’t have guys that I don’t know on my WhatsApp. There’s also a messaging feature on here, by the way.

for that u need to follow me, then only I can message u :) :D

@Vanie said in Boreeeeeedddddd af:

Hey man whats up?

Hey whatsup
let's chat in pm

@nightshifter said in THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES:

@Alberto , lol, sadly hubby won’t share. So selfish of him, right? I’ll have to say no to the harem. (Darn)

I don't know u harem, but trust me, u r very lucky that u got a wife like @nightshifter

@nightshifter said in THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES:

@Alberto , just 2x a day? 😂. Hmmmm. Let me choose my male harem. Send them over.

Hahahaha, This is the height of loyalty
I think all the loyal girls are already committed
Few loyal girls to not trust anyone now
and that's why people like me alone
:P

@nightshifter said in THANKS FOR ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES:

@Alberto , 😂, not sure I could handle quite THAT many but thanks!

Hahaha, don't worry about handling them, just choose the ones u like, kick the extra ones
u just have to choose 365*2, I guess times a day is enough for u
lol :P
Or shall i do some more wishes for u
hehehe, btw I want my cake :)