@mystic104 heya
AITA for repeatedly punching my son's face as hard as I can ?
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Usually I (42m) see my son (12m) on the couch in the living room playing minecraft with his (12m) friends 'xXxmomfucker69xXx' and 'UwUfurryfemboy'.
Usually I (40m) have no problem with that, he's (12m) having a good time playing with good friends.
But yesterday I (42m) saw him playing F*RTNITE !! instead, which is bad unwholesome chungus so I did what I (41m) thought was the best course of action, which was punching him (12f) in the face as hard as I (41m) could.
It was for his (12f) own good. :smiling_face:
hey , its me the son (12T) , listen I don't have much time .
I edited this post because I have dire news !
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To do this, he needs a gold SCAR ๐ซ and a couple of chug-jugs๐บ๐บ.
To help him, all he needs is your credit card number ๐ณ , and the three numbers on the back 3๏ธโฃ and the expiration month and date ๐ .
But you gotta be quick โกso that John can secure the bag ๐ฐ, and achieve the epic victory R O Y A L
P.S. : This is not a scam.
P.P.S : For extra incentive , Email me at [email protected] wit screenshot proof , to get some free fortnite noods .
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so yesterday you become 1 year younger but you're usually 2 years younger and your child became female after you punched him... i see !
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@Jumper-Cable-Guy
nah you ain't the asshole, your son deserved it. how dare he ๐ค๐ค