Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

[Janet]

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
What other weird shit do you think of?

Why are we "under the weather?"

Why does something "blow your socks off?"

Tell me weird phrases that boggle your mind!!!!!!

[Unknownnn_]

medicine always tastes bad... cept for this one cough syrup i had once that was delicious

@Janet Its all gangsta up until you lose taste.

[Alireza.27]

Blowjob. Why isnt it suction job or whatever lol

[Janet]

@Brat-in-Ella said in Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?:

@Janet i say its 1 1 (one one)

or i was thinking Tenty one like Twenty one ya know?

[Lake Bodom]

why ice cubes aren't called water bricks ?

[Janet]

haha or BEAT AROUND THE BUSH (thats what she said)

[Aira]

@Janet I LOVE what you did there

[Lake Bodom]

@The-Mods listen here ye brick head , water can get brick'd once the particles get motionless

[KaViNdU]

@Janet

[My Melody]

@Janet We only have 2m to live, but every time we breathe, the timer restarts owo

[YourMomToo]

@Aira9 wake, woke, woken/waken... english is upsetting.

[SleepySaint]

Getting a taste of your own medicine

[Janet]

@Alireza-iran said in Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?:

Blowjob. Why isnt it suction job or whatever lol

or lick job or something

[Janet]

@SleepySaint medicine always tastes bad... cept for this one cough syrup i had once that was delicious

[Alireza.27]

@Janet if that was literall i think you would get punched for beating around someone's bush. Also no to the bush

[Janet]

@Alireza-iran said in Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?:

Also no to the bush

[SleepySaint]

@Janet but like medicine is for the good purpose right so getting a taste of the medicine is a good thing how is it supposed to make a person feel bad🥺

[YourMomToo]

because who created english doesnt have proper commitment.

dessert or dessert.

read simple n read past.

[Aira]

Why have silent letters in a word if they are silent?

[YourMomToo]

@Aira9 and why there's no "ed" for past tense? read-ed? cut-ed? let-ed? discrimination..