Theory: Santa is Satan

[Allison]

That's my theory. Rearrange the letters. Can anyone corroborate with either an interesting anecdote or just on the basis of Santa's behavior ?

[Charlish]

@Allison Satan is Santa and his gifts r painful

[Unknownnn_]

Hmmmmmm..No wonder this Satan doesnt suffer burns from the chimney fire ..Im not Christian but presuming ..Fire ..represents Evil or something in bible? Idk sry if Im wrong or something

[Allison]

@Unknownnn Santa has been conjured from the flames of hell in the guise of a jolly snow lovin man. BEWARE THE WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING.

[Haunter]

@Allison wait, how old are you?

[Unknownnn_]

@Allison I dont know about Santa..but looking at that shadow...pretty sure where his deer came from

[Sarada]

Sasuke is my dad tho it has a s idk what I’m saying tho but hiiiiiiii

[[[global:former-user]]]

@Allison
No joke, when I was a kid, a friend of mine and I were listening to Christmas music on an old radio on an AM station (yes i know... old). In the back ground of all the songs you could hear someone whispering.... "Somebody said Santa's Satan" over and over non stop. Was the creepiest thing I'd ever heard.

[Charlish]

@Sassygirl your "young Christmas days" scared me.

[[[global:former-user]]]

@Ash005 said in Theory: Santa is Satan:

@Sassygirl your "young Christmas days" scared me.

It was just that one night. Other than that everything else was great.

[Charlish]

@Sassygirl cool then

[adan_a]

Yes! santa is satan cuz he never gave me a single gift....!!! I hate him...!!!

[Sarada]

Is anybody going to do secret Santa

[RexGreeley]

No wonder I get a warm feeling when I think of Santa...

[Charlish]

@Sarada what is secret santa?

[HibernationFile]

You are correct, Santa is Satan, and most of the world worships him.