God will take us all if we are on earth or the moon or mars death is closer to any of us more than we think it is . ويدرككم الموت وإن كنتم في بروج مشيدة . Wherever you may be, death will overtake you, even if you should be within towers of lofty construction.
I used to work at a bar.
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This real ugly horny fat lady comes up to the bar with a parrot on her shoulder and proclaims loudly "I will F.u.c.k and S.u.c.k anybody in this bar that can tell me just how much this parrot on my shoulder weighs!" I thought this could be funny so without hesitation I answer "500 pounds"! Thinking that someone's got to be closer. She looked at me with glee and shouted "Close enuff mister now get over here!" 😰
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