Is ketchup a smoothie?

[James Rodgers]

@sarah_the_magpie lol... I won't consider..

[V͓̽O͓̽I͓̽D͓̽]

@sarah_the_magpie Since ketchup comes in straight bottles, I officially grant it the Heterosexual Seal of Approval Drink it up!

[WHAT2020]

@sarah_the_magpie well idk about the "fresh" part. plus, idk anyone who chugs ketchup from the bottle lol

[[[global:former-user]]]

@sarah_the_magpie i just know one ketchup name @Heinz
He is Tomagay aka tomatoketchup

[belethor]

@sarah_the_magpie I've always thought of ketchup as being more of a savory tomato jam than a smoothie, but to each their own

[Hyde]

@noahskier actualy this don't is right on the theme we are spoke about
or u want ketchupbottle-nudes? xD

[Kaho]

@sarah_the_magpie if u add some sugar then yeah it will be smoothie

[Scottish]

@noahskier ketchup smoothie puts you in the mood? Seek professional help, I'm sure extensive therapy will help with your issues. Did daddy do bad things to you with the condiments? I hope it wasn't english mustard, that would have stung

[wet teri]

I read somewhere sometime ago that if it is not water or food then it is a poison. Or at the very least toxic to your body in some way shape or form. Sadly that pretty much includes the air that we breathe these days and probably the water that we drink unless it's filtered been heavily decontaminated.
Personally I ingest or smoke a lot of poisons I don't recommend it for anyone else but it works for me.
Here's another piece of food for thought ketchup will ferment and explode if left 4 I don't know how long all I know is that we've had ketchup explode that was stored in a pantry.

[Scottish]

@wet-teri yep, fermented ketchup explosions are not nice, they are the devil's cumshot

[wet teri]

@Scottish said in Is ketchup a smoothie?:

@wet-teri yep, fermented ketchup explosions are not nice, they are the devil's cumshot

Well that does explain the red spots all over the place........

[HYNZ]

@Silly_Boi they must try drinking sum bottle of ketchup and lets see what answer we could get

[Vietnameses]

@Heinz haha okay