what's wrong with my boyfriend?

[sambuka]

My boyfriend says I'm ugly ...

[Lurker]

@sambuka

You boyfriend doesn't like catfishes

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker what about dogfishes?

I don't date fishes at all

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker what bout mermaids?

I like my girls with feet

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY

I don't date catfishes, so nope

[sup]

He lies. Youre so hot. Add me on snap so I could send unsolicited dick pics to you
my snapchat - askyourmom69

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker am I allowed to roll my eyes on here SIR?

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker am I allowed to roll my eyes on here SIR?

Ofc not

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker even here? woah then.. since I'm obedient....

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker even here? woah then.. since I'm obedient....

Since when did you become a kitten?

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker oh doll aren't ya her boyfriend?

[Tag]

@ALLILEY she is too hot to be true xD

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker what about dogfishes?

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker what bout mermaids?

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker "girls" ohhhh cassanova!

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker "girls" ohhhh cassanova!

That's not what I meant I meant that usually I want the girl i'm dating to have feet

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker lalalala no girls for ya then, only boys

[Lurker]

@ALLILEY said in what's wrong with my boyfriend?:

@Lurker lalalala no girls for ya then, only boys

Someone is jealous, lalalala

[sup]

something's cookin!

[ALLILEY]

@Lurker minutes ago got a problem? bleeh