Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?

[Green Archer]

I've just had my sperm counted its 50million per ml (went up from 30million in 2016) what's yours dudes. :)

[sup]

YOU JUST! MADE! A TOPIC FOR THAT!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@TheRisingSun

[DayShifter]

@green-archer On another note, good for you Sir, I presume that we will have lots of little archers running around in the near future? :O

[A Former User]

@green-archer the greatest race in the world

[sup]

@alexis17 said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:

Imagine how shit that job will be just counting each individual sperm from some random guys nut. Imagine if you get to 20 million and lose count and have to start again.

THEY DONT COUNT IT INDIVIDUALLY DUMBASS.

[A Former User]

@green-archer well i am yet to. i will post it in a few years. ;)

[DayShifter]

@sweetdick :thinking_face:
So my useless brain allows me to understand a fact about someone that I have never met, spoken to or even heard of before. ;) interesting concept.

[WtfJudith]

@green-archer said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:

I've just had my sperm counted its 50million per ml (went up from 30million in 2016) what's yours dudes. :)

7 billion per ml 😎
I could repopulate the earth with just a drop of mine

[A Former User]

@green-archer how did you count? and why would you get count?

[Green Archer]

@barton fertility clinic

[mrs]

Who’s from NYC ? Nobody ?

[DayShifter]

@green-archer mine's probably below 50k .. :O

[Green Archer]

@shaun-durwin hopefully, if not, I will need to figure out something else to do. :)

[A Former User]

@green-archer go get 'em archer. ☺️👍✌️

[Alexis17]

Imagine how shit that job will be just counting each individual sperm from some random guys nut. Imagine if you get to 20 million and lose count and have to start again.

[DayShifter]

@sup said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:

@alexis17 said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:

Imagine how shit that job will be just counting each individual sperm from some random guys nut. Imagine if you get to 20 million and lose count and have to start again.

THEY DONT COUNT IT INDIVIDUALLY DUMBASS.

:thinking_face: ...... Dreams shattered.... that was the job I grew up wanting to do .... Thought I'd get a career out of it, and now ... in this place I find it was all a myth :O

Someone get me a Vodka !

LMFAO

[Alexis17]

@sup no shit I was joking

[Green Archer]

@shaun-durwin said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:

@green-archer mine's probably below 50k .. :O

@shaun-durwin You only need 1

[DayShifter]

@green-archer this is very true

[Green Archer]

@mrs Why don't you just go to a sperm bank?