@stranger_danger said in be famousssssssss:
if you could be famous, do you want people known you as what?
A picture of my d**k started doing the rounds and no one could believe how beautiful it is.
It'd be all over the news and you'd hear people talking about it in the street;
'Damn, you seen that c**k on the news?'
'Oh yeah Bri, Its pretty as fuck.'
'I know Dave, so good looking'.
And then I'd come forward to reveal its mine and everyone would clap and President Bobby would give me a trillion dollars. $$$
Oh look! Its Sir big-ding-a-dong, the guy that plays beer pong with his foot-long .
Oh hes so handsome!
Also the First guy to visit Uranus .
(read that slowly Uranus... Ur-anus .. your anus )
P.S. - all i said is a joke
Reptile slithers away to avoid Righteous Feminine Wrath.
Snek, or should I say Sir Big-Ding-A-Dong, you kill me
i must pee on you to show dominance
@mr-h said in Ftw???!!?!?!? I'm confused. *~°:
@rendezvous said in Ftw???!!?!?!? I'm confused. *~°:
@just-love-me lemme hear your heartbeat.
She is 15, ffs dude! You already have so many wives!
But no one lets me hear their heartbeat
@wtfjudith said in Who is Most Horny TWS User?:
Well fuck you all, I’ll take the horniest female user title for myself
All I’m on here for is to get noods and more husbands/wives
Also, definitely @Rendezvous
Hahahah, this was superb
But trust me I will never going to say to stop being horny
May GOD make u more n more horny and we all keep getting ur noodes pics and videos
far far better to not be so keen to have intercourse .... far better to share fondling, touching, kissing, masturbation .... girls should watch a boy and then learn to do it for him, that way he wont be so needy and want to have intercourse .....
You can always do the best if you work hard and with passion. I hope you become a well-known filmmaker and make sensible films unlike the fifty shades trilogy .
"We are born alone, we live alone and we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we are not alone."
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