Let’s hear some jokes

[football_m30]

TWS has been filled with quite a bit of anger lately, so let’s lighten it up a bit with some laughter. Let’s here your jokes. I’ll start it off.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

[Sahara Cuevas]

How does moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it :)

[PAPA FRANKU]

I have a lot of jokes on unemployed people, but none of them work. T.T

[Vrinda]

@football_m29 Thank you so much, I finally found the right place to post it :P
So without further delay, here it comes :-

P.s. @RAGNAR sowwy brotha!! XD

[football_m30]

@willoww A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

[Black_Beetle]

@football_m29

[football_m30]

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

[Scott Xaiver]

Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.

[sup]

How do trees get on TWS? – They just log in.

[Willow]

@football_m29 a Hispanic magician says that he is going to do a disapearing act on the count to three. And so he begins. Uno.....dos....and the audience was astounded when he disappeared without a tres

[PAPA FRANKU]

@vrinda im cracking up XDD

[Vrinda]

@jynextremist this is Ragnar's pic, with his full name, and the nickname given by us. The credit of the meme goes to @Lucifer_ :P

[football_m30]

@willoww

[Scott Xaiver]

@willoww u win the game u actually mad me laugh

[Willow]

@football_m29 BWHAHHAHAAHAHAAAAAA

[KorgLife17]

Oh okay, I see how it is.
So you're saying I haven't made y'all laugh recently?
Okay. Alright. Fine. All good.
I feel VERY apreciated.

[Willow]

@korglife17 Nuhhhhhhhhhh that was @football_m29

[Willow]

@korglife17 tips fedora always :p

[Elayne]

So it was something like this. Three guys stranded on an island find a genie who grants each one a wish. First one wishes to get off the island and back home, the other wishes the same and the third wishes "I'm lonely I wish my friends were back here". The fun part is when you think this scenario could be real! XD

[Scott Xaiver]

@elayne we all have that one dumbass friend lol