Let’s hear some jokes

[football_m30]

TWS has been filled with quite a bit of anger lately, so let’s lighten it up a bit with some laughter. Let’s here your jokes. I’ll start it off.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

[Sahara Cuevas]

How does moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it :)

[jynextremist]

@football_m29 lol, i know you can do better than that :D

[Black_Beetle]

@football_m29

[Vrinda]

@football_m29 Thank you so much, I finally found the right place to post it :P
So without further delay, here it comes :-

P.s. @RAGNAR sowwy brotha!! XD

[jynextremist]

@vrinda lmao what is this :DD

[jynextremist]

@black_beetle adorable :p

[Vrinda]

@jynextremist this is Ragnar's pic, with his full name, and the nickname given by us. The credit of the meme goes to @Lucifer_ :P

[jynextremist]

@vrinda
woooow

[sup]

How do trees get on TWS? – They just log in.

[PAPA FRANKU]

I have a lot of jokes on unemployed people, but none of them work. T.T

[PAPA FRANKU]

@vrinda im cracking up XDD

[football_m30]

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

[GirlNextDoor]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 789

[jynextremist]

@girlnextdoor
hmmmmm

[Scott Xaiver]

Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.

[Maverick832]

Hello. Here's one of the most Intelligent Jokes I ever Heard Of :
A Boyfriend gets pissed of due to nonstop blabbering of his girlfriend and plays a simple game to shut her up.
"Hey, Do you know that 80% of the people are jackasses and have pschological problems, do you know who the 20% other people are.?"
"How would I know, I dont know it, dumbo"
"Yeah Yeah, I figured it out that you did not belong to the other class of people. ;)"

[Willow]

@football_m29 a Hispanic magician says that he is going to do a disapearing act on the count to three. And so he begins. Uno.....dos....and the audience was astounded when he disappeared without a tres

[football_m30]

@willoww

[Scott Xaiver]

@willoww u win the game u actually mad me laugh