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  • Movie Buff

    when I was 11 or 12 years old. I woke up in middle of the night, stay up for while. Laying on my bed
    and I think a girl. An cute girl with cutest smile, that is who I saw her yesterday at cafeteria during
    lunch recess break in my elementary school. then I start humping my bed while my imagination runs
    of me fucking that cute girl like I'm in porno movies. I stop for a second and I start to jerking off until
    my boner is erected hardness like a frozen corn dog. gross part of it is my bladder is half full and ready
    to take a piss. so, I start humping the bed again while my boner is hard. things get down south further,
    I took a unload of my piss on my bed (still humping) I could smell of my yellow piss. I stop for a minute,
    and walk to my parents bedroom and woke them up. I lied to my mom and I said "mom, I woke up and my
    bed is wet". The first thing she react is she look down on my boxers and covered my bed with extra towels
    and blankey. LOL. wow....................IT WAS MY DIRTIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.


  • @im-bored said in The dirtiest thing u did in ur life...:

    when I was 11 or 12 years old. I woke up in middle of the night, stay up for while. Laying on my bed
    and I think a girl. An cute girl with cutest smile, that is who I saw her yesterday at cafeteria during
    lunch recess break in my elementary school. then I start humping my bed while my imagination runs
    of me fucking that cute girl like I'm in porno movies. I stop for a second and I start to jerking off until
    my boner is erected hardness like a frozen corn dog. gross part of it is my bladder is half full and ready
    to take a piss. so, I start humping the bed again while my boner is hard. things get down south further,
    I took a unload of my piss on my bed (still humping) I could smell of my yellow piss. I stop for a minute,
    and walk to my parents bedroom and woke them up. I lied to my mom and I said "mom, I woke up and my
    bed is wet". The first thing she react is she look down on my boxers and covered my bed with extra towels
    and blankey. LOL. wow....................IT WAS MY DIRTIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

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  • @jimmy1708 I peaked on dust, then I picked it and drank it again. It was a bet by the way.

  • Music Lovers

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    Your story takes me to 5th grade where I and my friends....we.....we started to pee at the exact same time and we used to have this game wherein whoever finished the last was the winner. It wasn't dirty until one of us had to become the judge to check if anyone wasn't cheating. For that, the person had to look at all the contender's dicks and the time they stopped peeing. The last one standing was the hero!
    We enjoyed that so fucking muchhhh.

  • Movie Buff

    Y'all have some major crazy stories. I'm starting to think my life is boring as hell now 😂😂


  • @im-a-bae haha


  • @sup haha


  • @im-bored u r a master of all the dirt hahahhaha


  • i had a threesome with two sisters and half the time i wasnt even in it they were pretty much just fuckin eachother i was like wat did i create i was just sittin there like like what the fu fu fu.....HELL

    https://media.giphy.com/media/10DgPIShtZ7qCI/giphy.gif


  • I got pregnant by a stripper at my batchelorette party two nights before my wedding and my husband has no idea the baby girl isn’t his.


  • @courtney93 you win
    ding ding ure the dirtiest


  • @jimmy1708 OMFG lol Never told a soul in my life but this is the internet so none of the people I know will see this. This one time I decided to knit (because got a Christmas present from a family member who likes knitting) but got bored really fast because I was like 9, so I decided to take one of the sticks and put it partly up my butt but it kinda scratched me so had to deal with a sore butthole all day and was scared to tell my mom.


  • @azzurranna wtff.


  • @courtney93 congratulations..


  • One time when I was younger, 16 I think... I caught my older brother jacking off to my panties in the bathroom. He kept going as I stood there watching.. So I walked over and told him to finish inside me. He did. We never did anything else though.


  • @rendezvous come on man, it's not that uncommon, people piss in beer bottles all the time

    I was a really sleepy little boy who was on a bus and so badly wanted to pee without having to ask the driver to stop because that would've been embarrassing 😂 so I just drank whatever was left of the Sprite in a bottle and pissed in it but at least when I reached home I poured the piss down the shitter.

    And let's just say this has happened more than once


  • @jimmy1708 RIGHT!! I WAS A LONER CHILD SO IT"S OKAY XD


  • @nova-f said in The dirtiest thing u did in ur life...:

    One time when I was younger, 16 I think... I caught my older brother jacking off to my panties in the bathroom. He kept going as I stood there watching.. So I walked over and told him to finish inside me. He did. We never did anything else though.

    Lmfao 😂😂


  • @nova-f wtf ??.
    XD😂😂