@Uchenalauv im 99 and ur 16 or 17

Hey, 19 years old

49 years-old here

@Uchenalauv 200 year old ur

@ShayThatBae-html yes ! I like crossiants and yeah I wanna ask you y Ur attaching this sanitizing gif in ur all posts Lmfao

@ShayThatBae-html What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiration from the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have accrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wish you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and its repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebeian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

@INSANE-INSIDE Bon appetit, and save some for me

@DennisJM said in DO YOU LIKE CROISSANTS?:

@INSANE-INSIDE your name is eyes?

Ok, you win, out randomed me, that takes effort or skill, I can't remember which but I'm almost positive that's not what mum calls me

Now to go get a croissant

@INSANE-INSIDE your name is eyes?

I love croissants, like omg so delicious , Wang ham n cheeses in it n it's oh fuck yes.
Now back to the randomness of this thread

@ShayThatBae-html now Is my time to say, WTF, I am single , or is another Dennis

DENNIS IS DATING AN UNDERAGE GIRL APPARENTLY WTF :()

Dude how do people like croissants? They taste so facking weird they remind me of all the good things in my life that don’t exist. Croissants are literal tragicisms please tell me there’s someone who agrees with me

Heyyy allll

@Uchenalauv 25 you?

ur about 12 and a half years old

im 16, ur 15

@Uchenalauv 16

@Uchenalauv then I'm 1500000yrs +1 day old

@Mickeyyyyy I'm 1500000 years old

@Uchenalauv well I'm 10000yrs old andd your are maybe 9999yrs 11 months and 29 days old

@Uchenalauv

See i spelt it correctly

@Uchenalauv HIS A 40 YR OLD GUY WHO FLIRTS WITH YOUNG GIRLS and no it isn't weird Also I Saw him flirting with other users (@Cute-Kitty)

@Uchenalauv would yu follow me back ?

@Uchenalauv i am 23 and i know you are 15