I’m not even trolling dude my mom and I were talking and I just found out about 6 relationships of peoples my mom is friends with that are practically founded on INCEST like I thought incest is kinda old news but PEOPLE STILL DO IT LIKE WTF
Looooook I try to be open minded about stuffs but INCEST WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM COS EW

Okay this isn’t a chance to mock people for their height (I mean it totally is) but like I’m 5’6” and where I live I’m small asf but apparently to some people here I’m so tall so uno that’s weird. Now tell yours

Okay let’s all be real for a sec. ahem, live chat has always been kinda shit but something like last month or two months ago it reached what we thought is peak shittiness but ofc the lovely devs are there to prove us wrong. Bruh I ain’t ever been so confused before about live chat and also they changed my username to “random” the audacity:() I know live chat regs/mods may disagree with me here but deep down y’all know that live chat is a literal joke now

Tbh I’m tryna expand my music taste a bit more (even though i already like a lotta stuff); for me it would be “mine diamonds” so that I can put it on max volume and bless the whole hospital;))
Check out “mine diamonds” and put it on max volume for best experience:)

This question is probably best for @Music-Lovers but like go ahead and answer xD

Now there’s so many people who have come and go on Tws but there’s always that one person who changed your entire experience here. If you could bring back someone who left/rarely comes who would it be?

For me it’d be a girl called Emma, there’s so many emmas I know but she made this retarded shithole place seem a lot better, now it’s just a retarded shithole ting, I’ll always miss her

Why do people presume that I want to sext? This is mainly based off my old profile picture, people just thought cos I wear particular clothes, I want to sext?! Jeeesuuuus wtf is wrong with ya man? Even on my last post, some dudes were talking bout it like shoo! Leave me alone. If I want to sext, I WOULD HAVE OBVIOUSLY SAID SO, INNIT? It's wrong that just cos of my gender, my figure and the clothes I wear, I should be objectified. Damnn people get educated, there's a thing called respect! If I get any replies saying I should just block people, well done for stating the obvious! Can't block everyone tho smh

Okay so Tws user accounts are more broken than my brother’s iPad that he smashed against a wall and then spilt almond milk on. Yes, very tragic. Duuuuude legit nothing works:/ Bruh may I just applaud tws for making the posting topics ting work? Like well doneee broooo you made sure something ain’t broken we proud we real proud i guess the devs are working on it cos if they aren’t, that’s just plain rude. I kinda log in just to stalk my own profile now it’s lowkey depressing:()

Right okay some of you may think it sounds disgusting
But I tasted this when I was like 6 years old
It's not that bad I'm telling you
You agree wid me?

Baaaasically you know that song I know im not the only one? If you don’t, GO LISTEN TO IT NOW. Ya anywaysss so, the lyrics in the chorus: and when you call me baby/ I know I’m not the only one; I always thought that meant like “I don’t feel lonely even though you’re cheating on me” then today when I was singing it, I was thinking how out of context that would be compared to the beginning of the chorus then it suddenly clicked to me “I know that I’m not the only person you call baby”

Yes I KNOW IT IS THE MOST STUPID THING TO SUDDENLY REALISE OKAY MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Wanna share your dumb realisation? Everyone has one bro so don’t deny it

Time to use my marvellous salesman skills to win you over. Would you like to buy my brand of dumb fuck juice? Cos a fucker like you can't get any dumber so you can pray it makes you smarter. It's reverse psychology really. It tastes like apple juice with sweetcorn and bleach inside of it, it's good for your health because it'll kill you before you reach 30, you don't have to witness more depressing shit andddd there's a sale for 20% off. So cool right!

TAG IS TAG

Now I am aware that we’re all a cluster of psychotic troglodytes who lack the depth and perception of the thin line between sanity and insanity however we’ve all definitely had a big wtf moment. Mine was when I was reading a social media post about some guy who goes to the woman’s Bathroom when this footballer girl is on her period and he opened the sanitary bin just to smell her tampon
Do you have a wtf moment bigger than mine?

Right okay some of you may think it sounds disgusting
But I tasted this when I was like 6 years old
It's not that bad I'm telling you
You agree wid me?

Well I'm forced to chuck it outside by my mother
I quote her "Kill it, and you'll die with it"

My mom's badass I know XD
Also, what's your initial reaction when you see them cos I'm not scared of spiders but when I first see them I get scared for my life

Okay so I know most people say that 1/0 is infinity but like I had a thought
Yes, a very rare moment for me:()
Okay so no zeros could ever fit into 1 no matter what so surely it should be 0? Cos zero zeroes will ever fit into one cos it’s not possible.
I could be sounding extra retarded but idk I’m conflicted about this so share your thoughts nerdsssss

@Selenaa finally someone who appreciates my tags

@kitt awww thank youuu:)
All the way homo
Jkjk

If I’m being really really honest, I think I’ve stalked Rupin’s account the most like I have no idea why i swear the more I click it the more I just don’t understand it, it’s literal tragicisms
Right I bet some people might pussy out of it, it’s time to come CLEAN, expose yourselves:()
P.S i’m Not a creep rupin I’m just procrastinating

@dexy102 hunny you have to put your hands to good use and slap that Boi silly and with the other hand dial domino’s and order a pizza and USE HIS WALLET TO PAY
“Put your hands on his cash and spend it to the last dime for all the hard times”