Posts made by Willow

@cie GOD DANG IT NOW I WANT PIZZA

@emily I’d rather be invisible. Then I can go to the grocery store and buy a freaking sammich that I’m craving so bad

@girlnextdoor woah woah woah. Nuh uh. Not on my post! 😜

@adyyan Last night my grandmother passed away. She had a stroke Thursday night and the bleeding on her brain kept getting bigger. When I lived in Brazil a lot of things happened and I was disowned by my mom. My grandmother took me in and ever since she’s been my mom. So I’m sure this isn’t the heart break you are l asking about, but it’s heartbreak all the same

@football_m29 I think the most adventurous thing I have done is skydiving. When I was in Ireland my boss said I had to go, and tadaaaa, fear of planes was over. Parasailing isn’t that bad, you’ll have hella fun, promise.

@charzard well duhhhhhhh. Just because sometimes I accidentally buy rotten apples (a hella lot) doesn’t mean I’m going to stop eating them.
Dammit now I’m craving an apple

@charzard It was last year a few days after I turned eighteen. It was dark and stormy....all was quiet....jk jk. For real tho, my worst relationship would have to be when I was doing a long distance relationship with someone I met, you guessed it, online. I visited him one time and we hit it off. Blah blah blahhhh. And a few months later I got a text, FROM HIS WIFE. So yeah, apparently he was married and had two kids. Told him to suck a dick and left him, 7 months of waste. Blahhhh 😝

@korglife17 ![alt text]http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a606e91ba83f223e86a72ec71de81ef89595f7e0e0c50c31d919eefa672f0072.jpg

@korglife17 I saw the picture and immediatly thought of Guardians of the Galaxy

@sarah I don’t know how to attach photos

I get that sometimes you should pay for your own food, when I go on dates yes, I would pay for myself. But the worst date I’ve ever been on is when I had to pay for his too. And he also spent the whole time talking about his ferret and guinea pig. So boooo lol. Your turn!

@passionfruit Drowning featuring Kodak Black
I got a ton, message me

@ragnar 👌🏻Another great one

Mine is most definitely churros

@charzard I’ve actually never watched Sponge Bob. I just like the memes XD

@charzard The power to breathe underwater. So I can go visit sponge bob and whatnot or something XD

@wowie-mercado-iii Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (I win)

@ragnar I’m so down with that

@football_m29 you assume correctly. Unfortunately, I’m stuck living next to this obnoxious bish.

@football_m29 Pssh, I’m not that exciting. But what states have you lived in?