Best posts made by Wendys Official

"We are just sims 5 for god"

Ribbed condoms taste nothing like ribs

Lawer: anything you say can and will be held against you
Kid: titties!
Lawer: (under breath) fuck he's good

If you give a mouse a cookie,
He will bring his rodent friends and infest your house.

   Moral of the story don't trust any fucking mice.

I don't drink water because water touched fish dick. And I'm not gay. Miss me with that gay shit

Dear FBI agent,

I really appreciate you for dealing with my search history
Sincerely, sheriff