"We are just sims 5 for god"
Just pm me your # to play
Ribbed condoms taste nothing like ribs
Lawer: anything you say can and will be held against you
Lawer: (under breath) fuck he's good
If you give a mouse a cookie,
He will bring his rodent friends and infest your house.
Moral of the story don't trust any fucking mice.
I don't drink water because water touched fish dick. And I'm not gay. Miss me with that gay shit
Dear FBI agent,
I really appreciate you for dealing with my search history