@nutellabiggoat This is the most lame, time wasting thing, Cancerous thing I have ever read😂💃. After all, who else could be expected to come up with such weird stuff, huh?
P.s: I loved it.
P.s: I ain’t pregnant yet. I want to carry a goat’s baby next.
@willow said in Ragnar Is Cheating On Me!!!:
@rendezvous said in Ragnar Is Cheating On Me!!!:
@im-a-bae said in Ragnar Is Cheating On Me!!!:
Well I wouldn't mind for some lesbian action tbh :smirk::joy:
Lets do some action bb.
Dont worry @im.a.bae .
Ill take care of this, he gets horny sometimes and we just have to cage him
squirts @rendezvous with a water spray botttle
Sometimes? Gal, I am always horny.
Its just that rn, I am very very horny.
@wtfjudith said in Who's nicer? [POLL]:
@rendezvous said in Who's nicer? [POLL]:
@wtfjudith nvm bitch.
You can’t even vote for your wife.
But guess what, I won.You blackmailed people into voting for you. @Pugopilis on the other hand is too nice to do such things!
Oh shut up.
I never blackmailed. I just brought out an argument based on logical reasoning. The final call was with people themselves.
@abby-22 “was”. Damn! We should be besties again.
@alive_wtfjudith what are you doing here wasting your time? Go visit France. Don’t waste your time on phone, huh.
And 29 degrees is hot? Wtf haha.
Here the maximum temperature goes upto 40-43 degrees. Think about us.
😅
@nutellabiggoat said in Naming Names In talk with strangers:
@bela Sorry, but the biggest retard award goes to me
Yes thats true indeed.
@alive_wtfjudith I got a boner after seeing last 2 ads.🤗
@fggfvgg shut up.
I do.
@WtfJudith
I was the first one to wish her. Yayyyyyy!!!
Well everyone is wishing her, but she replies to just a single person, who wished her the first time.
points finger at myself
So, yea she’s nice.
@alice_xoxo 1. @ObviouslyLucifer & @NutellaBigGoat
2. @WtfJudith ( sorry to let you off, Will, I just wanna have an extramarital affair with you)
3. @Willow ( does it make up for not marrying you?
4. @Willow and @WtfJudith ( together ofc) , other people @sup @NutellaBigGoat @Vampire_Queen are also welcomed.
( I love orgys)
5. @WtfJudith so later I can marry @willow
@sunshinef 2 requirements for being a mod
Does she qualify?
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Jk
Jk
She is a great person to be a mod.
@WtfJudith said in TWS users as Greek Gods! 🇬🇷:
Ok, so ya'll know how much greek gods are weird with all of their incestuous fücked up stories and all, so I thought, hmmmm,well then i'm sure we could draw a bunch of comparaisons between Tws users and these greek Gods! :D
So here we go peeps, imma give you a list of a few of the main greek gods and their caracteristics and you can go ahead an associate them to the most fitting TWS user
- Zeus
- god of the sky
- king of Mount Olympus, the home of Greek gods, where he rules the world and imposes his will onto gods and mortals alike.
- known for having many affairs with mortal women.(in other words a fuckboy)
- Hera
- Goddess of Marriage & Birth, protector of women, presiding over marriages and births.
- Queen of the GODS and is the wife and sister of ZEUS
- Hades
- God of the Dead and King of the Underworld also called the God of Wealth or “the rich one” because he possessed the precious metals of the earth.
- Hades was depicted as stern and unyielding, unmoved by prayer and sacrifice.
- Artemis
- Goddess of the Hunt, Forests and Hills, the Moon, she spent most of her time roaming the forests with her nymphs and was described as both hunting animals and protecting them.
- Artemis was a virgin and drew the attention and interest of many gods and men.
- Priapus (my personal favourite)
- God of fertility, protector of horticulture, viticulture, gardens and male genetalia. In other words he's the fucking God of dîcks. Oh and he's also the being with the biggest dîck in th World :smiley:
- Hera actually cursed him with basically an êrectile disfunction XD He gets an êrection all the time except when the time comes to fûck
- Aphrodite
- Greek Goddess of Love, Beauty & Eternal Youth
- Many gods believed that her beauty was such that their rivalry over her would spark a war of the gods
So there you go :D Now which Tws user goes best with which god?
Zeus: Me
Hera: @WtfJudith because you wanna ship everyone with someone and marry people so quick😏
Hades: no one is that stiff in front of me😇
I melt everyone’s heart with the warmth of my heart; so no one
Artemis: Virgin? @Mr-H ( congrats on being a 30 yo virgin man)😂
Priapus: Can I take that title? I have performance issues as always😢
Aphrodite: @Vampire_Queen ?😋
P.s: I am your favourite wife, not Kat. Just never fucking forget it.
@obviouslylucifer said in A SECOND PROTEST LETTER:
@rendezvous
This is the best comment EVER!!!
You are a wise old soul ren!!
:heart_eyes:
Well, They say I talk wisely, when I hit a rough patch in my life.😇
@unmodded-nate said in A SECOND PROTEST LETTER:
@rendezvous yes, I agree. Everyone should just kill themselves. This website is garbage and a lot of the people/leadership are also and should be treated as such.
I was honestly expecting attacks from people about that reply haha.
But yea, you are right.
@willow said in Complimenting Center!:
@rendezvous you arent completely weird ig
@zoob you dont smell that bad ig
@Alive_WtfJudith i love you bb
@obviouslylucifer youre a smart hooman/fallen angel/weird guywho likes to roleplay as the devil. You have more wisdom than people twice your senior. So ye
@G.A you arent completely unattractive
@Mr-H you has nice muskles
@__hazard__ (the motherfrigging untaggable bitch) you have nice eyes (brown is stille better) they suit you well
@Captain-America you has browz for days. So noice :)
@Vampire_Queen you are my baby. I love you. You hawt piece of as. YES KWEEN YES.
@kat_15 i fuck wit you, you weirdo :).
@odin the goblin. This isnt a compliment for you. Im just letting you know Im coming to steal @im.a.bae from you. Thx :)
@azriel youre pretty dope
P.S. you have good music taste
P.P.S you give good hugs
P.P.P.S i love your drawings@bela as much as I see you as competition (yeah see there, I admitted it) youre really nice and seem super super smart. Love the confidence bitch, keep it up.
@Evan-Elderson why hello there mister mentally stable and wise old fucker. Tis me...youre super smart...now send me n00dz
@morf look dude I have so much to say to you but imma keep it short. Thx so much for being a good friend and the nicest person I have met here in awhile. And not believing rumors so quickly. Love you man.
@sunshinef thanks for being a good critic who doesnt just talk shit behind people’s backs. And actually brings your issues with me to my face. Ig Im tryna say, I admire that youre not petty. So yeh (thisone was pretty hard to admit aloud too, Im not going to lie)
@therisingsun you have good meme tastes. Send bunny pics. Thx
@liliputian sweet motherfucker hugs send me more cheesey pickup lines. Thx for all the times you made me smile :) youre a hilarious hooman, dont change for anyone.
@Sara-f cant forget TWS’s latest best topic maker!!!!! Youre a sweet person and I wish I was as cool and chill as you are.
@albertolok hugs i know its against best friend code to say thank you or Im sorry. So im not going to.
Jk....youre epic and thank you for coming back for me@stranger_danger fans self you hot piece of ass....I love you😘
There. Compliments complete
drops mic
Im out
I am completely weird bitch.
