Posts made by uncle_pennybags

@Adam24 Obviously my hotel on Park Place or Boardwalk. More accurately: the lobby, where I'm enjoying a beautiful glass of Lagavulin Single Malt, neat, as your broke ass is stumbling through the front door.

@Adam24 Ambitious. Narcissistic. Coldhearted.

... jk that's my mask, in truth I'm rather: insecure, anxious, nihilistic.

@rabbitboy listening to sad music in moments of pain and loss DOES help because it mimics the feeling of being understood. Sad music makes you feel like you're not alone suffering, which is a far better therapy than an "uplifting" song (usually achieving exactly the opposite)

@Rabbitboy I know this is going to show up on this thread eventually so I might as well go ahead and post the undisputed, single most depression-coping song ever:

@BOOTS22 No no no you're doing this all wrong. The REAL question to get the blood flowing is:
is love black, white or asian?

@TheStrangest My good God finally somebody said it right.
Finally a post which to refer creeps to when you really want them to get the f•cking point.
My hat off, and a pennybag of dollarbills to you, valiant internet knight

@willoww Here's how to fix your constricted view:
"By giving liberty unto thine eyes.
Examine other beauties." - Benvolio (Romeos best buddy in R&J)

@willoww good thought, but don't let those petty obstacles get in your way! Being sexually adventurous and pursuing the weird options (rather than the boring, obvious ones) on purpose makes you learn a LOT about yourself.
As for point B), well, I hear a strong case is bring made for Polyamory once again

@michaelbaconeggs Always happy to give you the illusion of being a real estate magnate, kind pleb. And I intend to stick around for a loooong time still

Don't get me wrong: the IDEA was perfect. Fallen angel Lucifer ditches his wings to get a taste of the mortal world and becomes a hot, dominating, nightclub-owning, eloquently speaking, superbly dressed fuckboy.
But then the plot? He's stuck solving boring crimes with boring characters - and the show goes down the drain. Any thoughts @Lucifer_ ?

@littlegirly003 To be ABLE to do 100 pages of work in one day would be awesome... after all, such great efficiency must yield a striking career if combined with a proper resolve and ambition

@cassanova Finally some honesty on this website... I was beginning to loose faith

@us-poet The fact that you're taking it as a compliment AND that you're dedicated to surprising your followers even after all those countless posts goes to show one thing:
You are one cool poet. My hat off to you

@rip-lil-peep said in What's your story?:

life sucks tbh suicide attempts are a regular thing to me now it seems like every week im in the hospital getting my stomach pumped im so sick and tired of my boring fucking life everyday i get more and more depressed all my friends quit responding life sucks i just wanna die then as life sucks even more only reason i wanna live so i can listen to lil peep and suicide boys then lil peep goes off and dies i never cried more in my life i fucking hate it

there's always the nuclear option: gather what money you have left, fake your death (or just leave), and settle somewhere far far away, like the jungles of Subsaharan Africa or Tibet. My personal motto: don't stick around if they're not worth it

@michaelbaconeggs My story begins on December 31, 1935, when the patent for the first monopoly game was issued. From the start, my goal in life had been to tear up friendships and families over a silly board game, to expose the capitalist, machiavellian worst in each of us... but lately, I've run into something of an existential crisis, which is what brings me here :)

1. take her to get lunch, keeping it casual
2. impress her with a reservation dinner at a fancy place
3. don't because social anxiety and insecurity make you nope the f•ck outtta there

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@football_m29 said in What’s your superhero name?:

@thestrangest lmao odious flying jaguar

Like this only more repulsive 😂

Your gif-finding skills are OP man... it actually is an odious flying jaguar!

@US-poet well damn, this is the kinkiest, horniest poem I've ever read. Never thought I'd see the phrase "which hole would you like" used sexually in a poem

@Bompies If your assessment is correct and nobody cares about one another anymore, then they must care solely about money or themselves.
Which is why they'll question your power immediately if you can't back it with money... I'm with @Willoww on this one

Suppose you had to choose between the two - which would you value more?