Posts made by Ugh

Hiya torin, I'll chat

It would have to be the worlds saddest song played on the worlds smallest violin by Eugene Krabs

Kraft mac n cheese. Forgot the water. Apparently that's really important idk 😂

@lucifer_ my new wife obviously

@therussianbadger you thought wrong my friend

@alwaysstranger bc she's my sister and she's evil

@delilah same lmao I'm a fricken nerd and I'm trying to compose theories as to why it happens

@delilah don't spoil it I'll get there baby steps

Advisory: if you don't know what the Mandela effect is, look it up.

Ok this one messed me up hecka lot. Peanut butter. Good ol jiffy, right? Wrong. The brand is jif. It's always been jif. Never jiffy. Don't give me that look I'm serious go in your kitchen and look for yourself. Someone please tell me that they're as shook as me so I don't seem as crazy.

Why it's the best:

• in fricken Aussie land

• good fricken music (ex: trivium)

• boobs/ hot chicks

• brutal as hell

• just the right amount of comedy

You don't need a man in your life, but you should have someone to look up to who has a more masculine personality. As long as someone with a more feminine personality. It's always good to be around people with diverse personalities so you don't become biased based on how you were raised.

Attend a furry party
Or
Be in a thruple with your favorite & least favorite teachers

Let a drunk tattoo artist make you their masterpiece
Or
Be a drunk tattoo artist making someone your masterpiece

Die in a mosh pit
Or
Die stage diving

Meet Logan Paul
Or
Have me tell you his replacement (hint: he's my best friend)

yeah yeah I know they could've been better suck it up I'm tired okay

Send me any question at all doesn't matter what it is I'll answer it with 100% honesty. Here's answers to some basic get to know me questions so I don't get any of those.
Q: age?
A: 16

Q: height?
A: 5 foot 5

Q: sexuality?
A: lol idk

Q: music- genre, group/artist, album, song?
A: metal, trivium, ember to inferno, requiem

Q: relationship status?
A: recently cut off and single not looking for games

Q: full name?
A: haha okay it's William John Schmidt III (yes I'm the third no I'm not rich, British, or royal)

Q: perfect partner?
A: anyone who does do this while texting scoots closer to you and cuddles :3 bc BARF

Q: virgin?
A: HAHAHAHA IVE HAD MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOUR OLDER DOUCHEBAG FRAT BOY BROTHER CLAIMS HE HAS

Q: tattoos/piercings?
A: one tat on my back, ears used to be pierced then I stretched them and while I was at the hospital didn't let me wear my tapers so they closed then I forced an earring into my left ear

Q: weight?
A: skippppp

Q: state?
A: Hoosier since '01 (I'm from Indy)